Strap yourself in and feel the G’s that come from playing video games, eating and channel surfing in Alexander Christoff’s Formula One chair. The seat is made from molded fiberglass and features chrome legs and an upholstered adjustable headrest to create the ultimate F1/seat hybrid. However, at this point the chair is only a concept, so for the time being you’ll have to put your dreams of racing the Grand Prix to obesity on hold.
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You think your ice cream guy is creepy? Well, Satan got himself a ice cream truck and he is dispensing treats made with pure evil. Unfortunately, he was busy giving Jay Leno back the Tonight show and he forgot all about his latest batch. As you can see by the eyes, they came out a little mentally challenged—but evil nonetheless.
One of the world’s leading purveyors of curios and miscellania, Fred and Friends, has unveiled their Spring 2010 catalog. In case you missed our posts over the holiday weekend, here is a list of the best new stuff.
Airplane Food Placemat: Placemats that can be folded into several different paper airplane designs.
360 Degree Pen: Turns your finger into a hula hoop star.
Cakewich: It’s a cake annnd a sandwich.
Cold Blooded: Vampire fang ice molds.
Polluted Glasses: For truly toxic drinks.
Some people can drink it, but I can’t stand when my coffee gets cold. Fred’s new silicone lid mimics a pop top, but its real function is to keep your drinks warm and fresh in a cup. Also works with jars and cans.
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As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
Even though they probably walked through their own feces without a second thought, dinosaur feet have been tapped to help feed the world Chinese food in the form of chop sticks. No doubt these were modeled after fossils of rare dinosaurs unearthed around Coney Island.
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This “Ice Ice Kitty” tray can have up to nine ice kittens suckling at her silicone teats at any given time, so you can rest assured that you’ll always have enough cats to keep your glass of swill cold and watered down, just how you like it. Just make sure you keep filling the the tray so she can give birth to another litter of ice babies…Dad.
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After fighting your way through construction zones to get back home, the last thing you probably want to see on the dining room table is traffic cones. The one advantage to these is that rather than choking off much needed traffic lanes, they steer each person to the correct seat. These also have the advantage of not being large enough for the drunkards to wear them as a hat after a few too many.
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Put the cooling power of this igloo ice cube container to work next time you need a cube to water down your favorite beverage. As if that wasn’t exciting enough, the silicone top doubles as a baby cube birthing center, with an ice cube tray built right in, and it comes with tongs!… How ’bout that?
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Opening up this RC Car is just like opening a beer with its pop top can as packaging. Once open, you get your car with working headlights and tail lights, a remote control and four traffic cones to race around. When you need a charge you connect it to the remote to charge it directly from there. With their small size you can use these cars just about anywhere.
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