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No need to worry about getting eaten by lions or trampled by an elephant with the Safari Photo Shoot game. All you need is a camera and a little imagination. Every animal you hit with a light beam from your camera will increase your score.
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You typically want to keep any foul smelling creature upwind of you. An elephant would definitely fit into that category. That entire equation changes when the only relief you can get from 100 degree weather is this elephant fan.
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This set of six napkin rings are beautifully carved from African Mahogany and feature artistic representations of the lion, cheetah, elephant, rhinoceros, giraffe, and zebra. They would make a truly unique addition to any dinner table; even they do look a little like they are humping your napkins.
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Obviously, it’s a good idea to plug up exposed outlets when you have a child in the house—but it’s probably not a good idea to get plug covers with a shape might draw their attention. It’s only a matter of time before the little guy wants to play with (and possibly lick) the dog, cat, sheep or elephant.
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If you’ve ever wanted to tell time using wooden animal silhouettes suspended by their rectums to a burst of plant life, boy have we found the clock for you.
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The adage that an elephant never forgets is all well and good, especially when he is handling your sensitive data. Beside looking like the best hung elephant this side of Nigeria, this guy can hold up to 4GB of your most important files. That is better than your average novelty drive that has less than 1GB. Reasonably priced and with room to spare, it is about time you gave the elephant some love.
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The Animal Sounds Babble Ball is so sensitive, even a pet breathing on it can set off a variety of animal sounds including a lion, frog, coyote, dog, pigs, horse, rooster, elephant, cow, goat, cat, and a variety of birds (20 in all). It’s a hollow victory, but it will be a real confidence builder for your wiener dog.
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No longer will you need to be incredibly high to ride a miniature white elephant or merely have one glowing in the corner of your bedroom. Someone has turned your acid trip into a tangible product with this 27.5″ x 9.8″ x 22.8″ molded elephant which is offered as either a decorative lamp or a place to rest your ass with a 20.5″ tall seat. So now you can kick the drugs and finally know what it’s like to take a urine test without fear.
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The folks at Archie McPhee, my favorite purveyor of preposterous products, have teamed up with Nerd Approved to hook you up with a bunch of stuff that you didn’t even know you wanted. Just send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Archie McPhee Contest” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping address. A winner will be chosen at random on Monday February 9th. Check out the list after the break to see what you will win.
If you’re proud of your caffeine or alcohol consumption, you may want to consider an overpriced piece of home décor like these marble can sculptures that will tell the world just how much your vice means to you. Each one measures 4.75 high, x 2.5 wide, has a small storage space inside, and is hand carved from white marble. But at $100 each, they may be an artistic luxury enjoyed strictly by well-to-do addicts.
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