
I’m not really about cases and skins on my stuff, but I think I will make an exception for these Frank Miller GelaSkins. Pulled directly from the pages of Sin City and 300, these would be just the thing to cover up all the scratches and dents you’ve managed to inflict on your phone and laptop.
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Interesting fact: Before Iron Man kicks your ass, you’ll notice that he has a glowing Apple logo on his palm. That makes for a great removable decal that you’ll probably need super powers to apply accurately, but if you can pull it off you have a cool looking, super detailed decal that is head and shoulders above all the other Iron Man MacBook stickers on the market.
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As if you needed another reminder that you are getting fat, this toilet paper from Japan not only features measuring tape in centimeters for doing gut checks, it also features suggestions for exercises that you can do while sitting on the pot. Even if you are not into diet and exercise, you can show your displeasure loud and clear one wipe at a time.
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Just the thought of grabbing a hamburger should be enough to keep you motivated to ride your bike that last few miles—and this hamburger bell sitting on your handlebars will not fail to remind you. As the old saying goes, every time a burger bell rings, the Hamburglar gets violated in prison.
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If you are purchasing toys like this Undercover Cat Teaser then it is no wonder that your cat hates you. The supposed mouse under the sheet moves randomly with just his tail sticking out. The ability for the cat to get exercise is one of its selling points, but I am not sure sacrificing his sanity in order to tone his flabby legs and provide you with simple entertainment is a proper trade off.
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The real Bat Boy was recently spotted in the vicinity of the Capitol Building, but vanished before the authorities we able to apprehend him. It is believed that he is upset over proposed health care reform, so government officials should exercise caution when traveling alone.
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I am really not sure which is more shocking, the minor jolt someone will get when they grip both handles of the Shocking Wrist Developer or the thought that every squeeze of the device brings these two lovebirds in contact with each other. Just the thought of your exercise including a man and woman going pelvis to pelvis will keep you working out.
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When it comes to boner fitness, it’s important to have a well-rounded routine if you want to stay Viagra-free into your old age. That means you need to spend time lifting weights and doing a little cardio.
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