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Set the timer for any period up to 60 minutes and as soon as you see a big smile on the face you know it is time to eat. This happy looking guy will also give you a polite little bell sound to let you know the time has expired in case you are not within viewing distance.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 23rd-29th, 2009:
Stig Helmet Projection Alarm Clock: Stig is really an alarm clock.
Farmyard Waffler: I’d like 2 barns & a cow please.
Foreplay Connect Four: Gets the party started.
Tinkles the Toilet Cat: For toilet terror.
Adult Swim Beach Towel: Looking for a beach towel featuring a hot chick with a cat head?
Take it from me guys, nothing gets her hotter than a game of Connect Four. Each game piece features a naughty suggestion—and the first person to connect four in a row earns the right to play out the winning line in the bedroom. All of those hours you spent playing in the 80’s could pay off big-time.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 26th-February 1st, 2009:
Contest: Win delightfully absurd toys from Archie McPhee.
Baldness Mousepad: A mousepad ode to male pattern baldness.
No Spill Mobile Spittoon: The grossest way to utilize a cupholder.
DUB Wheels Yo-Yos: Rollin’ on some 30s.
Batman And Nemeses Nutcrackers: Who is tough enough to be a nutcracker?
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Just to show the ladies that you care about their needs as much as yours, introduce the Foreplay Timer to your bedroom. So, you need to deliver on three minutes of attention right? Try 3 seconds—because that’s how long this timer lasts. If she complains that things went too quickly, just try and convince her that she got swept away in the passion and lost track of time.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 4th to August 10th 2008:
Cha Table/Chair : A huge coffee mug as furniture.
Li’l Tubby Bowl : Are you done yet fatso?
Plastic T. Pot : It will stupify stuffy tea drinkers.
R/C Dead Fred Zombie Chaser : The $2650 price tag is the really scary part.
R2-D2 USB Mini Fridge : R2-D2 loses his head to keep your beer cold.
The next five gadgets area available after the break…
Nothing would get an intellectual woman hotter than challenging her to a game of Erotic Chess. It’s dirty, yet sophisticated—like an orgy breaking out at a book reading or a porno being shot in an art museum.
This wide shot covers the whole board, but as you will see from close up shots featured on the product page, things get pretty hardcore. The sets appear to be handmade to order in Russia, so no pricing information is listed.
Now here is a dumbass toy that will be amusing for a minute or two. Using your “happy baby” inscribed infrared light gun, you can drop this pirate’s pants with one good shot on his belt. He seems to enjoy it too, because he lets out a cackle when he drops trou (pirate foreplay). Check out a video of the toy in action after the break.
Divorce rates are around 60% these days, and that is definitely a failing grade. 90% is an A people! Go for the gold with these talking Control Your Man / Woman Remotes. Each remote features 18 hilarious phrases including timeless classics like “zip it,” “feed me,” and “yeah baby do that again” for the guys and “time to listen,” “whoa, ever hear of foreplay,” and “what about my needs” for the ladies.
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