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The Holidays bring families together and remind them why they only see each other once a year. For relatives who are particularly annoying, there’s these “Hidden Meaning Plates”. Now after they pack away your lackluster cooking, they’ll be rewarded by having the word “asshole” staring at them from their plate. Plus, if you serve Chinese, you can also throw in one of these. If you’re picky about the insults you use, check out the additional designs pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 23rd-29th, 2009:
Kama Sutra USB Neon Lights: Like advertising for your computer.
Plush Turkey: I hope your Thanksgiving turkey tasted better than this one.
Cookie Misfortune: Fortune cookies for the pessimist.
Super Mario Spin On Coin Candy: 1UP’s your diabetes.
Pee On Urinal Cakes: Pee on America’s enemies with these special urinal cakes.
If you believe that fortune cookies are weighed down with too much optimistic nonsense, you’ll be happy to know that Cookie Misfortune is now selling take-out boxes containing 10 examples of delicious negativity. Instead of ending up with a bunch of “lucky” numbers that will show up on your next losing Lottery ticket, you can instead walk away with messages like “I Hate You”, which will no doubt lead you to believe that the meal you just ate was poisoned.
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Each set of these reusable chopsticks contains a fortune—a fortune that you can write yourself. Think of the power! Psych out your guests with fortunes like: “You will be buried in a shallow grave. Lucky numbers: 666.”
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If you thought cleaning your ears was a load of fun, these Fortune Telling Ear Cleaners will be twice the laughs. You will need to learn Japanese in order to read the fortunes on the swabs, but that is probably easier than getting you to clean your ears in the first place.
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There is no question what your fortune is when you get this gift, there is definitely cleanliness in your future. Each set comes in a choice of pastels or or rainbow colors. Whichever sets the proper mood for you. And don’t worry, each comes with its own fortune. It isn’t a total loss.
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Forget the Magic 8 Ball and actual fortune cookies, the E-Fortune Cookie tells your future through the mystical power of digital technology. Just pull the two halves of the cookie apart and enjoy one of the 1500 possible futures that will pop up on the LCD screen.
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Sure, these Fortune Cookie Candles are more fun than your average candle, but my question is – where is the fortune? It seems to me that they could have gone the extra mile and placed an actual fortune inside the cookie that would be revealed as the wax melted away.
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Don’t know what to get for Mothers Day? Give her a silver or gold fortune cookie. Add a fortune to it if you want to announce something special, or just include a message that conveys your appreciation for her.
With the fortune cookie costing less than $20, if what you want to share is really important, I would suggest splurging for the $4.95 take out container to present it in. Whats that amount to? The cost of a 12 pack of PBR? You’ll live.
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