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When you’re out risking your life to save humanity each and every day, a few drinks, a little gambling and maybe a prostitute or two is forgivable. This Marvel Comics-themed slot machine comes refurbished from Japanese casinos and features a fully animated LCD screen and “Skill Stop” reels which require you to control when the reel stops—adding an element of skill to the game.
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Hit the Jackpot City birdhouse casino on Saturday night, then church on Sunday. All of the gambling, drinking and bird prostitutes are forgiven.
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The Deck Of Cards Flask will hide your gambling habit by making people think you have a drinking problem. I would think that playing a game of poker was a lot less destructive than the homeless wino, but I could be wrong. I guess there is always the possibility that the gambler may become a homeless wino if his luck turns bad.
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Finally pacifists have the chance to combine their love of peace with their love of hardcore gambling. This new variation of the card game “War” allows players to use a combination of love, peace, diversity, and unity cards. In addition, war can be temporarily avoided through cooperation and by trading decks. These cards are a great way to teach kindergartners the concept of peaceful competition and sharing, and they’re a fantastic way to get your ass kicked and have yourself branded a gigantic pussy when you whip them out on your next poker night.
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Send a clear message to those bastards who keep mucking your cards by putting this middle finger card guard on top of your next worthy hand. Not only will it protect your cards, but it will offer a hearty “f-ck you” to anyone you choose simply by aiming it toward them and pressing on the already offensive finger. Brilliant.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 21st to July 27th 2008:
Wolverine Claw Replicas: Awesome, but it will take a little work to wear them.
Indiana Jones Lamps: Features the fertility Idol and crystal skull.
Pop Quiz Wall Clock: Finally, a practical use for calculus.
Elvis Dream Camera: Take a picture with the king.
Serial Killer Shower Curtain: Sound and motion activated gore!
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Each card in these standard 52 card decks features macabre illustrations to go along with a fact or a statistic about why you should not smoke or do drugs. Apparently, the manufacturer felt that becoming a gambling addict is a small price to pay to kick your nasty chemical dependencies. Available in Life, Death on Drugs or Death on Cigarettes versions.
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Gas prices getting you down? Bill collectors knocking at your door? Have a raging meth addiction to feed? I have an answer to all of your troubles my friend…and it is called gambling. These two violin gaming sets will help get you started. The first is a straight-up casino set featuring roulette, blackjack, poker cards and chips. The second version (pictured after the break) is a 12-in-1 set with chess, roulette, checkers, black jack, solitaire, straight mill, backgammon, playing board, dice, dominoes, poker dice and Chinese checkers. Why the second version costs around 1/3 the price is beyond me, but hey—that is what I call a bargain.
Gambling is a lot cooler if you are doing it with Star Wars branded merchandise. The Death Star dealer button and chips with Luke, Obi Wan, Yoda and Darth Vader all come in a Star Wars branded case with 72 LED’s that give them an eerie glow while stowed. If they had just thrown in some case opening sound effects it would have doubled it’s worth, to me anyway.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 29th-November 4th 2007.
The Crapper: Maybe he should take his pants off before dropping that deuce.
6-Inch Penis Lighter: It REALLY burns when this dude pees.
Royal Flush Teapot: Because tea and gambling are a natural pairing.
Calculator Belt Buckle: For country nerds.
Three Stooges Talking Head Covers: Perfect Christmas gift for any man with a taste for old-timey physical humor.
The last five gadgets are available after the break.
