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If you’re going to binge on whiskey, why not put the source of your drinking on the shot glass itself? All those hours spent playing ancient Atari games without a shred of progress kicking Asteroid ass could drive anyone to drink. If you prefer to drown your gaming sorrows in some other type of liquid, you can always use these.

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atari-pint-glasses

Pour yourself a pint in one of four classic Atari game glasses: Asteroids, Missile Command, Centipede and Battle Zone. As you slip further into a depressed drunkenness, you can recall the carefree days of your youth spent playing Atari games in your parent’s living room.

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fred catalog

One of the world’s leading purveyors of curios and miscellania, Fred and Friends, has unveiled their Spring 2010 catalog. In case you missed our posts over the holiday weekend, here is a list of the best new stuff.

Airplane Food Placemat: Placemats that can be folded into several different paper airplane designs.

360 Degree Pen: Turns your finger into a hula hoop star.

Cakewich: It’s a cake annnd a sandwich.

Cold Blooded: Vampire fang ice molds.

Polluted Glasses: For truly toxic drinks.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 28th 2009- January 3rd, 2010:

The Stupidest Products of 2009: Part I

The Stupidest Products Of 2009: Part II

Airplane Food: Don’t play with your food…Play with your placemat.

Polluted Glasses: Serve up your best poison.

On The Fritz Clock: This clock is on the fritz.

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polluted

That nasty crap that you drink to intoxicate yourself will be perfectly served up in this Polluted Glass. You can feel like an experimenting scientist when you down one radioactive drink after another while others fear even getting near it. Each box contains two glasses so you can share your drinking secrets with a deserving buddy.

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burrito glasses

From Fashionably Geek: I have two words for you: burrito-vision. That’s right, you will have the power of the burrito—the ability to look at someone and make them fart uncontrollably. Now that’s a superpower.

Also available in brick and sponge versions, which give you the power to…uh, manipulate walls and give sponge baths from a distance?

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mad hatter doll johnny depp

This 12-inch tall Alice In Wonderland Mad Hatter figure is insanely detailed, insanely dressed and insanely expensive at $200.

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reminder-pint-glasses

If you are going to be drinking beers and trolling for girls, you may as well let them know right up front that the night is going to be a total blur. It may scare a couple off, but this glass could also keep you in touch with a good one.

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silver-zipper-shot-glasses

The purveyor of these shot glasses with painted zipper teeth and an actual zipper attached compare the half open/half closed zipper to the old half empty/half full adage. I think it equally applies to the decision on how many buttons the drinker of all these shots chooses to undo. The more shots that go down, the further the unbuttoning.

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champagne shot glasses

I suppose you could put champagne in these tiny flutes, but they are actually intended for something a little stronger.

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