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Your typical ball marker in golf is a pretty tame affair, but these alien golf ball markers have a different way of marking it. Like your dog marks his territory, this alien is marking your spot on the green with a personal touch. Just look for where he left his mark to replace your ball in the correct spot. You can be pretty sure which ball marker is yours when you use this one.
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…the game “Teed Off” comes along. The objective is simple—get the golf ball on the tee. But, like the games you might find at a fair, that is probably easier said than done.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 24th-30th, 2009:
Character Bags: Like origami for shopping bags.
Div Pro Tool: For smoking cigars and shotgunning beers on the golf course.
Ghostly Pirate Ship Shade: A scary night light.
ElectraPour: Illuminates your liquor.
Diablo The Satanic Chicken: Who would dare eat a satanic chicken?
Pray you never play golf behind a foursome making use of the Div Pro. Like other golf tools, it can fix divots, mark balls, clean the grooves on clubs and help to keep your grips in good shape—but it also has a couple unexpected features. It can hold cigars and puncture cans so you can shotgun beers.
Picture the guys in front of you laughing, smoking, drunk off their ass and hacking their way around the golf course. Will they let you play through? Of course not. You confront them, they don’t appreciate it, and the next thing you know you are teeing off on one of their faces with your driver. It happens all the time. Additional images are available after the break.
Your golfing buddies may wonder what you’ve been smoking when you step up to the first tee and use this bolt to tee your ball up. But that is just part of this Nuts About Golf set: you get 3 bolt tees, 1 nut ball marker and 3 Nuts About Golf golf balls. And if they had an inkling you were crazy when you teed off with a bolt, just wait till you put this ball marker nut down in their line.
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When your ass itches on the 9th hole, there is only one club for the job—and it’s gold plated to impress your fellow country clubbers.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 13th-19th, 2009:
Baby Bottle Fan: A disaster waiting to happen.
The iMagnet: Turns your entire fridge into an iPod.
NFL Lawn Statues: These belong under a disco ball.
Spinning Dubz Air Freshener: Pimps your car with freshness.
Stone Cold Ice Tray: Easter Island heads provide icy goodness.
When the coffee is gone, the avid golfer will appreciate the dual function of this mug. The flat surface allows you to set it on the ground for some putting practice. Sure, your next drink may taste like balls, but at least this time it isn’t because that crazy IT guy teabagged your coffee again.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 15th-21st 2009:
Rocky III USB Drives: They work hard on their gigabyte abs.
Paint Can Pinhole Camera: Isn’t exactly a point-and-shoot.
Mr P Headphone Cable Tidy: Mr. P gagged and hanged with your headphone cord.
Transformers Scale Model Bike: Races in the tour de autobots.
Top Gear V8 Pencil Sharpener: Pencil sharpening to the extreme.
This table is meant for every golfer who spends so much time the sand traps that having a sand trap built into a table at their home only makes sense. The tabletop has a nice carving of a green on the one side and the real sand filled bunker on the other. It can double as an ashtray if you find stubbing out lit cigarettes in it is the only way to feel better about yourself.
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