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Did you watch It’s Alway’s Sunny In Philadelphia yesterday? If so, you may have noticed the gang’s unique ideas for merchandising Paddy’s Pub. Well, maybe the “shot” gun wasn’t all that original, but the Dick Towel…good friggin’ Lord, the Dick Towel was hilarious. Not surprisingly, I found out you can actually dry off with this perverted piece of Americana for only $20! Still not convinced that you absolutely need this? Check out the hilarious video after the break (NSFW).
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Marvel Comics Slot Machine: Even heroes have vices.
Motorcycle Grip Bottle Opener: Fires up a beer.
Potty Fisher: Another clue you need to change your diet.
Indiana Jones Fridge Action Figure: Commemorate the worst Indiana Jones scene with this action figure.
Super Water Gun Blaster with Cartoon Water Bottle: This squirt gun is a horrifying abomination.
This squirt gun looks like the product of some unholy genetics experiment gone horribly wrong. I feel like you would have to go to confession just for playing with it.
Product Page ($18)
You know how some water dispensers can have that plastic, squirt gun taste? The two liters of water in this Simpsons-brand dispenser is steeped in 3-eyed Blinky fish flavor.
Product Page (£20 or $32)
They call it the “Peaceful Bomb Vase,” but if you are a jilted lover looking for something to throw, it would be a fitting projectile. Plus, it would fit your deadly motif perfectly alongside the 3 Guns vase.
Product Page ($52)
Take the shape of a gun, the jaws of an alligator, a long neck and an LED light and what you end up with is an Alligetter. The tool is useful for retrieving lost items from cramped, dark places. The spring loaded trigger and razor sharp alligator teeth make retrieving even the smallest items a breeze.
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When you go to someone’s house and spot a greeting like this on their doormat, there are a few things about your impending visit that you can count on. For starters, If you go anywhere together, it will be in a pickup truck, and your companions will be a dog and a gun rack. 2. You won’t go the evening without hearing Patsy Cline at least once. 3. There will be a wagon wheel displayed somewhere on the premises. 4. Someone will be wearing a bolo tie. If that stuff doesn’t get you off, then you can always take solace in the fact that the food will most likely be excellent.
Product Page: ($15.95)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 7th-13th, 2009:
Thumb Sumo: Thumb wars go Sumo.
Shotgun Drink Dispenser: Nothing goes together like liquor and guns.
Stress Relieving Pop Can Toy with Chickens Cluck: Nothing relieves stress like opening up a pop-top can of live chicken.
Walking Light Bulb: This light bulb’s boots are made for walking.
Spider Whack Ping Pong: The itsy bitsy spider runs into a big problem.
This product may not be available just yet, but I have to agree with the seller’s web site; once a pump shotgun drink dispenser is available they are going to go quickly. Just load up the bottle with the drink of your choice and pump that shotgun. Each pump will shoot out a 25 ml shot for your friends to enjoy. Nothing goes together like liquor and guns.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 24th-30th, 2009:
Character Bags: Like origami for shopping bags.
Div Pro Tool: For smoking cigars and shotgunning beers on the golf course.
Ghostly Pirate Ship Shade: A scary night light.
ElectraPour: Illuminates your liquor.
Diablo The Satanic Chicken: Who would dare eat a satanic chicken?
