As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
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When the temperature skyrockets or plummets to the Earth, this is the thermometer to have. At 3-feet tall, the rocket thermometer can be viewed easily from the temperature-controlled comfort of the indoors.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 26th-February 1st, 2009:
Contest: Win delightfully absurd toys from Archie McPhee.
Baldness Mousepad: A mousepad ode to male pattern baldness.
No Spill Mobile Spittoon: The grossest way to utilize a cupholder.
DUB Wheels Yo-Yos: Rollin’ on some 30s.
Batman And Nemeses Nutcrackers: Who is tough enough to be a nutcracker?
The next five gadgets are available after the break…

Even though you’ll both still live in your own filth, when you hook your hamster, gerbil or mouse up with this rocket ship funhouse you’ll most likely conclude that your favorite rodent has a cooler looking place than you do. And if you give him a mate and one of those little exercise wheels, he probably gets laid more and is in better shape too.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 7th—13th 2008:
Potty Monkey: Make a monkey’s bladder explode for shits and giggles.
Simpsons Remote Contol Holder: Homer will stand guard over your remotes.
Hal the Dancing Robot Hamster: Apparently he has a thing for Styx.
Beer Mug Lamp: Now with hypnotic pouring action!
Movie Camera Lamp: It brings Hollywood to your desktop.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…

Hal the robot hamster sings and dances to “Mr. Roboto” on command. Further proof that when it comes to licensing Styx music, the answer is always “yes.”
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If there are two things that we love here at Nerd Approved it’s ninjas and products that make no sense. Naturally, when those two elements are combined we are ecstatic.
With a squeeze of his paw, this Ninja Hamster will begin twirling his nunchaku and singing “Kung Fu Fighting.” What’s not to love?
You can pick up a Singing Ninja Hamster for £9.95 ( $20 )

Exercise or torture? You make the call.
The faster you type, the faster a fat little hamster is going to run. That pretty much sums it up.
“You see, this is no ordinary hamster in a cage, it’s USB powered and runs as fast as you type. Yes that’s correct, the faster you type the faster the wheel turns and the more exercise it’ll get. All in all it’s a perfect pet, low maintenance and low cost, but remember, tap on each key lightly and crisply, use proper posture and stretch your wrists and fingers before you start!”
That’s right! Kick that hamsters ass! He will be feeling the burn in no time.
The USB Hamster Wheel is available from Crazy About Gadgets for $48.86 (36.36 EUR).

The 7th Annual Independent Games Festival is set to kick off on March 20-24 2006 – and the finalists have been announced. Click on a game for a description and download link.
Best Mod Finalists:
IGF Best Mod – ‘Half-Life 2′: Dodgeball: Source, Dystopia, Eclipse, Hidden: Source, Plan Of Attack.
IGF Best Mod – ‘Neverwinter Nights’: Bitter Harvest, Hythum II: The Halls Of Kilgirn, Rose Of Eternity – Chapter 1, Runes Of Blood, The Hunt.
IGF Best Mod – ‘Unreal Tournament 2004′: Dragonfly Variations, HamsterBash, Path Of Vengeance, The Awakening, The Soulkeeper.
IGF Best Mod – ‘Doom 3′: Last Man Standing, Doom3[CC]. [No other entries were of finalist quality.]
Main Competition Finalists:
Seumas McNally Grand Prize: Darwinia, Dofus, Professor Fizzwizzle, Weird Worlds: Return To Infinite Space, Wildlife Tycoon: Venture Africa.
Best Web Browser Game: Dodge That Anvil, Moleculous, Dad ‘N Me.
Innovation In Game Design: Rumble Box, Strange Attractors, Braid, The Witch’s Yarn, Darwinia.
Technical Excellence: Saints & Sinners Bowling, Tribal Trouble, Tube Twist, Darwinia, Crazy Ball.
Innovation In Visual Art: Dofus, Darwinia, Putt Nutz, Glow Worm, Tommy And The Magical Words
Innovation In Audio: Professor Fizzwizzle, Saints & Sinners Bowling, Dodge That Anvil, Glow Worm, Weird Worlds: Return To Infinite Space.
For more information, check out the IGF website.
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