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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Weekend Contest: Win one of four toilet coffee mugs.
Cable Monkey: Loves your cords.
Screaming Condom USB Flash Drive: Has no additional protection.
Polar Bear Toss Catch Game: Let’s toss the old polar bear head around.
Simpsons Water Dispenser: Features a 3-eyed fish flavor.
A perfect companion to the Gaydar detector keychain, Dickdar claims to size up a subject with their pants on. Just point and shoot—the Dickdar will analyze the “data” and respond with one of three phrases:
- “That penis is a weapon of mass destruction”
- “Um”…Hung like a field mouse”
- “Mmm…Short & thick will do the trick”.
Too bad it doesn’t feature a “No penis detected” response. That would come in handy when confronted with prostitutes of a questionable gender.
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More of a laser plug than a spark plug, this handy keychain will help light up your presentations and point out problems under the hood.
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Tuning up a nanobot? Pulling out a splinter? The “working” fun pliers attached to this keychain can handle your smallest jobs.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 3rd-9th, 2009:
RX Cocktail Shaker: Will cure what ails you.
Light Bulb Flask Keychain: Won’t give you any bright ideas.
The Recordable Megaphone: Preserves your delicate vocal cords.
Beer Can Shift Knob: Puts class in park.
Geek Glasses: LOL…I’m drunk.
Yeah, the cow on a keychain is cool enough on its own. But you can grab the head off this one and it then functions as a PDA pointer. Not sure if pulling the cow’s head off or pulling a pointer out of it is odder, but all of that makes it that much more fun.
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A light bulb keychain is odd enough, but this goes above and beyond ordinary weirdness by doubling as a flask. Despite the subject, no bright ideas ever came from a combination of car keys and liquor.
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You can use this Splitterbot as a very cool keychain with a science fiction bent, but its function as a headphone splitter makes it useful as well. Just pull the robot’s head off, plug it into the MP3 player and plug two pairs of headphones into the eyes to share the music. The body is merely used to store the headphone jack and to keep you from carrying around a robot head with no body.
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If sharks are so adamant on taking bites out of people, take advantage of that desire by letting them take off little pieces of your fingernails with these shark shaped nail clippers. Open up the shark’s mouth, press down on his fin and you can trim your nails with ease. Comes with a handy chain so you can use it as a keychain and keep your grooming habits mobile.
See another picture of him with the clippers poised for action after the break.
Playtime becomes a lesson in environmental responsibility thanks to this recycling truck toy made from discarded milk jugs. Now kids can supplement the garbage truck with recycling and wake up the army man neighborhood at 7 am on a Friday morning to the sound of large trucks and clattering bottles.
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