At least I think the Emperor lamp is supposed to look like a penguin. At any rate, some sort of bird will undoubtedly take control of the planet in the future—starting with your desktop.
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It looks like Grandpa Clock retired, moved to Vegas and ditched his dusty old clothes for some loud-ass shirts. Some LEDs (arranged to produce a cool tunnel effect on the clock face) and a little steel create a grandfather clock unlike anything you have ever seen before.
Lighting a match to try to kill those nasty odors in the bathroom has been used for years. Unfortunately for the poor sap who uses the bathroom after you, this oversized match box does not contain any matches at all, just a box of tissues. Of course, they still come in handy for sneezing and masturbation.
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In the world of trailers, the Airstream stands out as one of the best. So when you are looking to brew a pot of tea, whether you are in the top of the line airstream or a run down single wide, just fire up the burner under this Airstream teapot and let it heat up. Keep in mind that lighting a fire under a trailer is only good in case of this particular trailer, do not try it with the real thing.
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Under most circumstances, hanging a flashlight from the ceiling would be about as ghetto as you could get with regard to interior lighting. However, these are made of porcelain so, all of a sudden, it’s avant garde.
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For Halloween decor or medical students, the middle head lamp is sure to meet all your bizarre lighting needs. If for some reason you don’t fancy the “tree growing in a man’s head” look, you can choose from a variety of other designs including Dracula and Frankenstein.
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Finally, a product for all those who have trouble getting anywhere on time. There is nothing like arriving at your campsite only to find that the sun has set, it is then that you realize just how dark it can get when there is no electricity around to power all the lights you are used to. These tent pegs have an LED light built into them, so as long as you remembered your tent and its accessories then you have lighting to set up your campsite. These might be the one thing that saves you from being killed by those who made the mistake of including you in their plans.
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Ok, so it may take a bit of imagination to consider the jumper cables pictured above to be an alien. The scary looking jaws and lit up eyes are about as good as it gets. But you have to admit that having jumper cables with LED lighting in them to allow you to be able to see so you can properly hook them up is a pretty ingenious design. Just squeeze the jaws and the light is on. And the price of these is cheaper than even buying that new battery you most likely need.
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All those fireflies you caught as a kid and wasted with your car grill as an adult have apparently had a significant impact on their population worldwide. So much so that Japan had to produce this terrarium just so they could be enjoyed on a regular basis. The bamboo cage comes complete with vegetation and three electric fireflies with LED ass-lighting action. The product measures 12.5cm x 15.5cm x 10cm, and includes 2AA batteries.
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This Pipe Candlestick puts the burning candle in its place in something that is made to contain burning items. Throw a couple of pipes around the living room and have mood lighting whenever you want it without the worry of burning your house down. No indication if you could actually smoke these if you chose.
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