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Now you can control your very own Flying Monkey with no golden cap needed, although his only function will be to crack open some nuts. Luckily, you happen to have captured him in the midst of his kidnapping of Toto so you get a flying monkey that looks like he is on his way to a picnic. Not quite the same as the fearsome creature from the movie.
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Forget water or Gatorade, a true athlete knows that the best way to stay hydrated is to bring a bottle full of bacon squeezins, pickle brine or robot monkey banana juice to the gym. It gives you the energy you need to really achieve that slim and trim figure you always wanted (and all of that puking doesn’t hurt either). A gallery of these unique stainless steel bottles is available after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Weekend Contest: Win one of four toilet coffee mugs.
Cable Monkey: Loves your cords.
Screaming Condom USB Flash Drive: Has no additional protection.
Polar Bear Toss Catch Game: Let’s toss the old polar bear head around.
Simpsons Water Dispenser: Features a 3-eyed fish flavor.
Despite years in his new, urban environment, the cable monkey instinctively latches onto cords as if they were vines in the jungle.
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You can have two of the more talented monkeys in the world when you get this desk accessory. One of them is a hard hatted iron worker, the other is obviously the welder. The two of them are carrying a steel beam that is ideal for holding a pen or stack of business cards that will look right at home in your office.
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If you have a ton of bookshelves in your house whose only purpose seems to be to gather dust, the Booxstore will turn it into valuable storage space while making it look like you actually read.
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I want to dedicate a wing of my house to the Dramatic Chipmunk, Squirrel Underpants, Monkey Portrait, Moonlight Zombie, Happy Cupcake and Bibo oil paintings, then invite guests over and explain the artistic significance to them in a totally serious way (while smoking a pipe and wearing nothing but a cravat, underpants and knee-high socks). Additional masterpieces are pictured after the break.
While I cannot give you a precise answer as to what animal this is, I will stick with a donkey. The beauty is that it doesn’t really matter. What this definitely is is a memo holder. The body holds a stack of blank memos and all you have to do is clip one in his mouth to make it obvious to the recipient that your message requires instant attention.
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This may not be the fastest measuring device you have ever used, but it is the most fun. Handling all of your measuring chores with a standard metal tape just sucks all the fun out spending your day off doing work around the house. The snail is the answer with a body that is perfectly shaped for this kind of work.
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As you can see in this horrifyingly corny video, the Glow to Bed Sleepy Monkey features a glow-in-the-dark fabric on the stomach and ears that can be drawn on with a special UV pen. The idea is that doodling in the dark will help your child fall asleep—although I doubt that blissful slumber will continue after they roll over the pen in the middle of the night.
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