You searched for:
If saving money is totally against your nature then you just need a little motivation. Just imagine that you randomly run across this saxophonist who happens to be playing your favorite song. You’d want to toss him some spare change right? If you are a cheap and unappreciative bastard then this spare change holder won’t be able to save anything and it would serve you right.
Product Page (TBA)
It’s hard to stay focused on the laptop when your USB monkey lamps look like they want to beat the hell out of each other. You may have to put work on hold and let these two duke it out in a male vs. female rock em’ sock em’ primate battle royal. The loser will be unceremoniously unplugged from the USB port while hanging their LED powered head in shame. Check out an additional photo after the break.
If I have to be overcome by a sudden downpour, please let it be salt and pepper. There is no food I can think of that can’t taste just a little bit better with some sodium added. These cloud-shaped shakers are inviting you to pick them up and give them a shake, if for no other reason that it is the one time you can feel like you have some control over a storm.
Product Page (TBA)
There is no reason to feel that your manliness is diminished because you choose to burn a few tea lights around your house. Especially if that small amount of heat is what this candle holding guy needs to keep himself from freezing to death. Would have been even better if he was toasting s’mores.
Product Page (TBA)
That knock on the front door could be the girl of your dreams or a potential robber. This rifle sticker incorporates the peep hole as the scope so that you have a bead on whoever is there as soon as they are in the field of view. Also available as a camera and a telescope that can be seen after the break.
Channel the Beatles “Yellow Submarine” when preparing your morning drink with the Tea Sub. Fill it up with your choice of tea leaves and let the sub dive to the bottom of your mug. No one will consider you a wimp if your tea is prepared with this instrument of war.
Product Page (TBA)
As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Shoe Horn Garden Pot: Grows a useful gadget.
Crazy Monkey: Get your hands off this monkey’s banana.
Motion-Activated Traffic Light Dog Toy: Red means stop chewing on my stuff.
Flickin’ Chicken: It’s like horsehoes, but with chicken choking.
USB Cannon Speaker: Blasts out the music.
Don’t even think about trying to steal the Crazy Monkey’s banana. If you do, he will throw a tantrum, shout and scream until it is returned. According to the product page “this monkey will recreate those terrible tantrums of the youngsters.” Awesome…I’ll take ten.
