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The gas masks on this toilet paper are only good as a warning to the bathroom occupant following you. If the odor is really bad you could wad up a bunch of the tp and hold it over your nose to avoid the unpleasant smell. That’s as close as this roll will come to being a gas mask.
Product Page (£2.95, about $4.70)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 10th-16th, 2009:
1.3 Mega USB Live WebCam Camera: Angel, Baby, Pinocchio, Witch, Webcam.
The Bird Flying Finger Kite: This flying bird flips and offends.
Funny Black Ink Ball Pen: A pen with boobie dreadlocks is a fine writing instrument.
Dexter Coasters: For killer drinks.
Polaroid Style Snap Frames: People 20 and up will probably be the only ones who remember this film.
Isn’t it about time your nose made friends with Mr. Snot? After all, no one knows your nose like this little green guy.
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Just because you want to play a little fetch doesn’t mean you have to keep a drooling, shedding pet around. When Baxter the Dog detects the ball using infrared his head moves up and down and he can get the ball with his magnetic nose. You have control of him using the bone shaped remote, which is probably more control than you would ever have over your golden retriever.
Product Page (£32.99, about $54 available August 14)
If you gagged watching Andrew Zimmern eat weird shit like jellied moose nose and bull penis on that “Bizarre Foods” show, then grab a bucket and prepare for Weasel Puke Coffee. This “gourmet treat” from Vietnam is made from coffee beans eaten, then thrown up by local Vietnamese weasels. The vomited beans are then lightly roasted, where the stomach acids apparently wear away the bitterness of the bean, and volia! Weasel Puke Coffee is born, “delicious and smooth” and with “a rich chocolaty flavor”…all courtesy of puke.
Product Page: ($24.99)
What you usually end up with at a cocktail party is a bunch of drinks that look alike. You can’t tell the difference between a gin and tonic or a vodka tonic without sticking your nose in it or taking a sip. To make everything a bit easier these combination drink stirrers and ice cubes will let you know at a glance which liquor is in that glass (until the ice melts, that is).
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If you live in places where gray and wet is a way of life, like England, Scotland, Ireland or the Pacific Northwest, this product is utterly useless. For everyone else, you have an artificial rain drop altar stuck to your windows which can be used to brown nose the rain gods when summer brings those annoying droughts.
Product Page: ($29)
The product page for the Aqua Bomb says it will “compliment your environment” and “add a little tranquility to any home or office”. Whew! That’s a relief. I just couldn’t own fish if they had to swim around a normal aquarium, it would put the kibosh on the munitions vibe I was trying to maintain around my pad. Plus I’d lose out on all the therapeutic benefits that only a goldfish filled MK-84 can offer. Thank you, Aqua Bomb!
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 9th-15th, 2009:
Suspension Table Light: Bring your love of automobiles into your living room without creating a greasy mess.
Digital Frame Mug: Every sip is a trip down memory lane.
Milk Gone Bad Light: For filth nostalgia.
Food Face Dinner Plate: For picky-eating artists.
FluffyYukYuk: The world’s only chompin’ plush toy.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Apparently, this absurd-looking contraption is a giant steering wheel with the nose cone of an F1 race car sticking through the center. It also functions as a neon light and a digital alarm clock. If I had to describe it I would say that it looks like a race car melted in a Vegas hotel. Additional images are available after the break.
