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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 28th-October 4th, 2009:
Hot And Wet Shower Curtain: Be a cover model every morning.
Alligetter LED Tool: Strong jaws for small places.
Perfume Bottle USB Card Reader: Now Available single co-workers may think that you actually care about your hygiene.
Mummies Vs. Vampires Checkers: It is a battle for supremacy in the underworld.
Screaming Flying Granny: Still has some life in her.
Manually tossing cards to your fellow players seems like something that technology could fix. And so it has with the Playing Card Shooter. Just use your thumb to nudge the card forward and the internal foam wheels will grab it and send it flying. You have to know that this is something that Tim Taylor could have turned into a lethal weapon in his effort to upgrade it’s shooting power.
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One way to put out snacks at your weekly poker games without seeming a bit effeminate would be to use these Playing Card Snack Bowls. Besides, no hand beats a Cheez-It’s flush.
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The Deck Of Cards Flask will hide your gambling habit by making people think you have a drinking problem. I would think that playing a game of poker was a lot less destructive than the homeless wino, but I could be wrong. I guess there is always the possibility that the gambler may become a homeless wino if his luck turns bad.
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Finally pacifists have the chance to combine their love of peace with their love of hardcore gambling. This new variation of the card game “War” allows players to use a combination of love, peace, diversity, and unity cards. In addition, war can be temporarily avoided through cooperation and by trading decks. These cards are a great way to teach kindergartners the concept of peaceful competition and sharing, and they’re a fantastic way to get your ass kicked and have yourself branded a gigantic pussy when you whip them out on your next poker night.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 21st to July 27th 2008:
Wolverine Claw Replicas: Awesome, but it will take a little work to wear them.
Indiana Jones Lamps: Features the fertility Idol and crystal skull.
Pop Quiz Wall Clock: Finally, a practical use for calculus.
Elvis Dream Camera: Take a picture with the king.
Serial Killer Shower Curtain: Sound and motion activated gore!
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Each card in these standard 52 card decks features macabre illustrations to go along with a fact or a statistic about why you should not smoke or do drugs. Apparently, the manufacturer felt that becoming a gambling addict is a small price to pay to kick your nasty chemical dependencies. Available in Life, Death on Drugs or Death on Cigarettes versions.
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Gas prices getting you down? Bill collectors knocking at your door? Have a raging meth addiction to feed? I have an answer to all of your troubles my friend…and it is called gambling. These two violin gaming sets will help get you started. The first is a straight-up casino set featuring roulette, blackjack, poker cards and chips. The second version (pictured after the break) is a 12-in-1 set with chess, roulette, checkers, black jack, solitaire, straight mill, backgammon, playing board, dice, dominoes, poker dice and Chinese checkers. Why the second version costs around 1/3 the price is beyond me, but hey—that is what I call a bargain.
It’s a little tough to get a good picture of the Invisible Cards, being that they are invisible and all. You and your invisible friend will have hours of fun playing various card games. It’s only sad if you end up losing.
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Stainless Steel Playing Cards seem a little odd at first blush. But it can solve the problems you have with people who bend cards and who may tab corners or otherwise mark them. If none of that appeals to you, then maybe the snob factor of being able to spend this much money on a deck of cards would appeal to you.
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