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How fortuitous that a ruler has 12 inches and 31 cm. Those two numbers also happen to be the number of months and days in a year making it as perfect for a calendar as it is a ruler. There are two colored magnetic circles included with this metal ruler to mark the day and month. So whether you have a need to know the current date or the length of anything, both can be met with this single product.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 16th-22nd, 2009:
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Wallace & Gromit Perfect Cuppa: Steampunk cup ensures perfect coffee every time.
WTF Snowglobe: WTF? it’s just a snowglobe.
Giant, Upside Down Cat Paw USB Foot Warmer: It was only a matter of time.
Voodoo Pen Holder: Should reduce theft from your office.
This spanking ruler will get you one step closer to living your ultimate sexual fantasy: having a bunch of nuns smack your ass into submission while you wear a ball gag and leather chaps. Then afterwards you can have a violent recuperation by resting your sore buttcheeks on the cat fight pillow pictured after the break… That’s relief!
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Painful memories of Catholic school beatdowns has left you with a serious anger management problem. Prevent the monster that lurks within from bubbling to the surface with the Sister Discipline Nun Motion clicker. This metal click toy makes a satisfying sound as the ruler slaps the nun’s hand over and over.
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Ah the Killin’ Time Clock. Inappropriate on so many levels. Not only does it feature the face of Vlad Tepes (Vlad the Impaler), the notorious 15th century Romanian ruler and one of Bram Stoker’s inspirations for Dracula, it also features tiny impaled figures on the clock hands. The second hand even includes Vlad’s date of birth and (supposed) death. I suppose it goes without saying, but his product will bring a ray of sunshine into any room.
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There is a time and a place for everything. And as much as I enjoy an good optical illusion, when I am trying to concentrate on 1/16″ hash marks is not the correct time. It does seem like it would be a fine way to give yourself a headache if that is what you are looking for from a ruler.
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Satan: Ruler of the underworld / reaper of lost souls / wine connoisseur. This skeleton holder is the only wine rack officially endorsed by Beelzebub himself. It holds 8 bottles.
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Every king needs a throne, and rulers with a taste for urban chic will certainly find something to like in Ted Nemeth’s creation. It features hand tooled leather, customizable graffiti by NYC street artist BLKINK and brass knuckle accents. Unfortunately, a throne fit for a king is going to cost a king’s ransom at $5150. Additional images are available after the break.
When it really hits the fan, you want to be prepared for anything. Whether you need a knife, compact saw, file, bottle opener, or a ruler—the Elite Forces Utility Comb has you covered. And should you ever need to smoke or keep your hairdo in order while in the trenches, this baby also functions as both a comb and a steel cigar ring gauge.
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If your profession calls for short, quick measurements, this Tape Measure Watch may come in handy. The strap can be straightened into an accurate ruler and slapped around the wrist to wear as a band. Although, buy the looks of things, the accuracy may drop off a bit when you are confronted with something that is five inches long.
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