
Traditional kite flying can be fun for short periods of time, but it gets old pretty quickly. This Skateboarder Kite will certainly liven things up. Not only do you get your very own rebellious teenager on a skateboard to do tricks with, but you know all those bikini clad women at the beach will be curious enough when they see it to come over and talk to you. At least that is your hope.
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In the future, the Tony Hawks of the world will be replaced by robot skateboarders that can perform tricks once thought physically impossible. This X-Skate can hit jumps and move forward, backward left and right under infrared control. Not exactly impossible, but you have to start somewhere.
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I don’t even know what a “360 Ghetto Blaster” trick would entail—but I do know that you couldn’t pull it off with any other board.
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Save a broken skateboard from the landfill with a deckstool made from reclaimed skateboard decks. Although their new configuration means they can no longer serve as an instrument to transport, do tricks or impress girls, it can still serve quadruple duty as an end table, ass support, accent piece and a way make Tony Hawk cry.
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Skateboarding tricks never looked or sounded more delicious than they do when the rider is thrashing on a bacon skateboard. Additional designs are available after the break.
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