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Eating it is one thing, but bathing with Ramen noodles takes stretching that meager college budget to whole new levels. Not to worry though, this Ramen won’t leave you smelling like chili lime shrimp—it’s actually liquid soap packaged to look like Ramen. Although, now that I think about it, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was actually scented like your favorite flavors. This is Japan we’re talking about after all.
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The Cat In a Can provides no nutritional value but will give you a pet for those lonely nights. This cat needs no food and no litter box, all that is required to keep it around is proper inflation. No word if there are volume discounts for crazy cat ladies.
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As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
There’s finally some common ground for horror movie aficionados and D&D fans. What’s going to bring them together?… Hand soap. These 3.5” x 2” x 1” “Dragon’s Blood” scented soaps glow in the dark and are customizable, just in case you don’t want to wash your hands with a still of Eric Northman.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 30th-December 6th, 2009:
Lego Mouse: Makes work fun.
Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap: Cat food scented soap for spinsters.
Bangkok Nights Mug: Has a “Crying Game” surprise for you.
Bioshock 2 Action Figures: These figures include Big Daddy, Big Sister, Little Sister and Subject Delta.
Scurvy Begone!: If you are unwilling to eat actual fruit, these pirate-formulated vitamin C pills should do the trick.
So you have given up on love and decided to spend the rest of your life growing progressively insane in the company of cats. The only problem is that you really need a lot of cats to become a full-fledged crazy cat lady. Bathing with this cat food scented soap will remedy that problem. After a few applications, you will have more feline friends than you will know what to do with. Then you can stop bathing altoghether—until the state comes to condemn your home and haul you away.
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Playing a board game where you buy properties and build hotels may be fun for certain people, others prefer the challenge of trying to escape from zombies with a roll of the dice. You wouldn’t think that running from a zombie would be hard work, but you never had to run at the speed dictated by an unnatural streak of very low rolls.
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Nothing lathers up like a burger sponge. It’s a fact. It’s what the Hamburglar uses in prison so he doesn’t have to take risks with bar soap.
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Kill two birds with one stone by lathering up and shaving off excessive skin body hair at the same time with a refreshing bar of razor blade soap. It features a real rusty razor blade inside so make sure you have your tetanus shot up to date. And don’t worry, if you lose a nipple you can always find a replacement.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 5th-11th, 2009:
Surprise Mugs: Have a great anti-theft feature. (PSFW)
Stig Soap on a Rope and Body Wash: Lather up with the Stig.
Bullet Bill 3D Magnet: Blasts off your fridge.
Head Chef Utensils: Were mutated in a bizarre kitchen accident.
Alien Facehugger Plush: Gives you the kiss of death.
