Nothing lathers up like a burger sponge. It’s a fact. It’s what the Hamburglar uses in prison so he doesn’t have to take risks with bar soap.
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Kill two birds with one stone by lathering up and shaving off excessive skin body hair at the same time with a refreshing bar of razor blade soap. It features a real rusty razor blade inside so make sure you have your tetanus shot up to date. And don’t worry, if you lose a nipple you can always find a replacement.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 5th-11th, 2009:
Surprise Mugs: Have a great anti-theft feature. (PSFW)
Stig Soap on a Rope and Body Wash: Lather up with the Stig.
Bullet Bill 3D Magnet: Blasts off your fridge.
Head Chef Utensils: Were mutated in a bizarre kitchen accident.
Alien Facehugger Plush: Gives you the kiss of death.
If you participate in OCD style hand washing, you may want the reassurance of knowing that your soap is up to its antibacterial duties. Not a problem when you have a dispenser that lists credentials in the form of word definition:
” Clean – Unsoiled, unstained, unadultered, pure. Habitually free from dirt, defects and flaws. Innocent from any crime”
However, before you put your hand soap on the same level as Jesus, you should know that it only works on external dirt.
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Oooh…let Top Gear’s Stig drive all over your naked body with his very own line of bath products. Comes in body wash and soap on a rope varieties. I’m not sure what the soap smells like, but if I had to guess, it would be “burning tires.” The body wash version is available after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 28th-October 4th, 2009:
Hot And Wet Shower Curtain: Be a cover model every morning.
Alligetter LED Tool: Strong jaws for small places.
Perfume Bottle USB Card Reader: Now Available single co-workers may think that you actually care about your hygiene.
Mummies Vs. Vampires Checkers: It is a battle for supremacy in the underworld.
Screaming Flying Granny: Still has some life in her.
When this grenade goes off, it will blow dirt and grime away and allow you to keep your hands and life, something that can’t be said for it’s more volatile brethren.
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Yeah, they look disgusting enough, but I bet Bear Grylls would’ve loved to have had a cracker on hand to help dilute the flavor of bear crap and deer eyes.
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PB and J makes a great lunch and it makes a great soap as well. This handmade beauty will look so good you will have to make yourself a sandwich as soon as you finish rinsing. This soap has the crusts cut off as an unexpected bonus.
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Your bathroom will look like you turned back the clocks when you decorate with the Down On The Farm Bath Accessories. The items shown above are just four of the many available: the old fashioned water pump as a lotion dispenser, the wooden bucket tumbler, the tractor toothbrush holder and the wagon soap dish. This set will make at least one room of your house like an oasis free of any technology.
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