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Flying squirrel dude! FLYING SQUIRREL! What does it do? Exactly what it’s doing right now…nothing. But a flying squirrel doing nothing is a thousand times cooler than any other action figure doing something. Remember that.
The flying squirrel is actually part of a series of animal replicas created by a company called Safari. You can collect ‘em all, but this is definitely the crown jewel.
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As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Shoe Horn Garden Pot: Grows a useful gadget.
Crazy Monkey: Get your hands off this monkey’s banana.
Motion-Activated Traffic Light Dog Toy: Red means stop chewing on my stuff.
Flickin’ Chicken: It’s like horsehoes, but with chicken choking.
USB Cannon Speaker: Blasts out the music.
Until now you probably thought squirrels were only good for target practice and as the main course in “Roadkill Surprise”, but could the marriage of a squirrel and a whisk mean their profiles hold magical powers that can blend your baking ingredients into a smooth, creamy texture while adding enough air to ensure a level of fluffiness never before achieved by kitchen utensils? What else could explain the existence of a product like this?
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Unlike those cheap re-usable shopping bags you can buy in your local supermarket, Character Bags allow you to craft your own animal shapes. Squirrels, rabbits, butterflies—you name it. It’s kind of like origami or balloon animals for treehuggers. An additional image is available after the break.
This chalkable growth tree is peel and stick so it can be reused as many times as you like. The best feature are the peel and stick squirrels and acorns that can be used as markers. With 16 squirrels and 25 acorns included you won’t run out of markers any time soon.
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I want to dedicate a wing of my house to the Dramatic Chipmunk, Squirrel Underpants, Monkey Portrait, Moonlight Zombie, Happy Cupcake and Bibo oil paintings, then invite guests over and explain the artistic significance to them in a totally serious way (while smoking a pipe and wearing nothing but a cravat, underpants and knee-high socks). Additional masterpieces are pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 11th-17th, 2009:
Rocksmith Skate Deck: Allows you to pull off the “360 Ghetto Blaster”.
Spiderman Earbuds: My Spidey-Sense is tingling… With tunes.
Transforming Lumberjack to Werewolf Plush: No need for an ax here.
Play-Doh Star Wars Can Topper: Obi Wan Kenobi and R2-D2.
Ox-Head Talking Time And Digital Temperature Alarm Clock With LED Headlamp: Hahaha…what?
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 13th-19th, 2009:
Disk Brake Coasters: For mechanics who like to keep a tidy house.
T-Shirt Radio: Falls a bit short.
Final Fantasy Buster Sword Keychain: Won’t help in a street fight.
The Bacon Skateboard: Allows you to pull off a frontside porkslide.
Mr. Bump Alarm Clock: Responds to physical abuse.
