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character shopping bags

Unlike those cheap re-usable shopping bags you can buy in your local supermarket, Character Bags allow you to craft your own animal shapes. Squirrels, rabbits, butterflies—you name it. It’s kind of like origami or balloon animals for treehuggers. An additional image is available after the break.

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This chalkable growth tree is peel and stick so it can be reused as many times as you like. The best feature are the peel and stick squirrels and acorns that can be used as markers. With 16 squirrels and 25 acorns included you won’t run out of markers any time soon.

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dramatic chipmunk oil painting

I want to dedicate a wing of my house to the Dramatic Chipmunk, Squirrel Underpants, Monkey Portrait, Moonlight Zombie, Happy Cupcake and Bibo oil paintings, then invite guests over and explain the artistic significance to them in a totally serious way (while smoking a pipe and wearing nothing but a cravat, underpants and knee-high socks). Additional masterpieces are pictured after the break.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 11th-17th, 2009:

Rocksmith Skate Deck: Allows you to pull off the “360 Ghetto Blaster”.

Spiderman Earbuds: My Spidey-Sense is tingling… With tunes.

Transforming Lumberjack to Werewolf Plush: No need for an ax here.

Play-Doh Star Wars Can Topper: Obi Wan Kenobi and R2-D2.

Ox-Head Talking Time And Digital Temperature Alarm Clock With LED Headlamp: Hahaha…what?

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acorn-mp3-player

This rechargeable, wooden MP3 player features 2GB of storage space and a shape that will put you at risk of being mugged by a squirrel. Additional images are available after the break.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 13th-19th, 2009:

Disk Brake Coasters: For mechanics who like to keep a tidy house.

T-Shirt Radio: Falls a bit short.

Final Fantasy Buster Sword Keychain: Won’t help in a street fight.

The Bacon Skateboard: Allows you to pull off a frontside porkslide.

Mr. Bump Alarm Clock: Responds to physical abuse.

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solar_squirrel

Harnessing the power of the sun, this squirrel glows brightly when the sun goes down. But be warned—he is not of this planet. The Solar squirrel’s powers are great and he knows no mercy. Step on the flowerbed or, worse yet, eyeball his nut and he will unleash a wrath upon you not seen since biblical times.

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At your next tailgate party, combine your love of hunting with your love of NASCAR. A big slab of venison, possum or squirrel will never taste better than when you cook it on a car wheel.

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Personally, I think squirrels will eat pretty much anything you leave outdoors, whether you want them to or not. But if you want your yard to look more like a farm than the suburban hovel that it is, then get a bunch of these squirrel feeders. Each stalk gives you room to attach four corn cobs that the squirrels can then feed on. At least you won’t need a harvester to clean these up at the end of the year.

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Having the words “Road Kill” stamped onto your barbecued food is one thing, having the tire treads there as well lets them wonder what exactly they are eating. Adds an amusing touch to any grilled food you want to serve your guests, particularly those guests that are a bit haughty for no good reason. I think a longer piece of meat like a steak or a squirrel gives you a better visual with more tire tracks on them.

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