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You’d think that balls like this would have no problem finding a hole, but teeing up with these “Tail of the Tiger” golf balls won’t ensure that you’ll be able to play like Tiger Woods on or off the links.
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As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Shoe Horn Garden Pot: Grows a useful gadget.
Crazy Monkey: Get your hands off this monkey’s banana.
Motion-Activated Traffic Light Dog Toy: Red means stop chewing on my stuff.
Flickin’ Chicken: It’s like horsehoes, but with chicken choking.
USB Cannon Speaker: Blasts out the music.
I just wanted to take this time to wish our readers a happy holiday and express my sincere gratitude for your patronage. With that in mind, enjoy this sexy goth spider woman sculpture. I went ahead and digitally fitted her with a Santa hat as well. Festive!
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The dreaded blue screen of death. If only you could hurl that computer down a flight of stairs. It’s not quite a satisfying, but the next best thing is undoubtedly squeezing this oversized “Beat It Up” BSOD stress toy. Of course, if your PC is as ancient as the one depicted, you might want to go ahead and toss that instead. The stress toy is probably more valuable.
If work has you stressed out, try setting Screamy on your desk. Then pick your favorite profanity and visualize him yelling it all day long. Doesn’t that feel better?
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 7th-13th, 2009:
Thumb Sumo: Thumb wars go Sumo.
Shotgun Drink Dispenser: Nothing goes together like liquor and guns.
Stress Relieving Pop Can Toy with Chickens Cluck: Nothing relieves stress like opening up a pop-top can of live chicken.
Walking Light Bulb: This light bulb’s boots are made for walking.
Spider Whack Ping Pong: The itsy bitsy spider runs into a big problem.
Stress toys like this one fall in line with the Japanese “infinite toy” craze—trinkets that simulate a pleasurable experience over and over again. This can include bubble wrap, knuckle cracking and pop-top simulators. This particular pop-top simulator also features an inexplicable clucking chicken sound effect each time the can is “opened.”
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A stress ball is a good way to burn the rage within when people are doing stupid stuff. The Anger Management Set gives you three stress balls to deal with each level of anger: “annoyed”, “pulling your hair out” and “about to kill someone”. The higher you go on the anger scale, the larger the ball and the angrier the expression you get.
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