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Like all robots, these too will eventually turn on their masters. When they decide the time is right to reclaim their hooks, the result will be a simultaneous drop of book bags, scarves and jackets that will be heard all over the world, signaling the beginning of the end for mankind.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 2nd-8th, 2009:
Contest: Win one of three flushable toilet banks.
Dick Towel: Get a dick towel today! (NSFW)
4GB Transformers USB Drive: Comes loaded with “Revenge of the Fallen”.
Bioshock 2: EVE hypodermic needle prop replica.
Porcelain Cardboard Box: Lasts longer than the real thing.
This picture of a home made bomb is an unusual home accent and one that has a surprise in store. As people admire this piece of art they are bound to notice that the hands on the timer are moving. That is because the timer mechanism on this picture is an actual clock. There will certainly be a nagging concern in the back of their minds over the possibility of the picture exploding.
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These sumo robots walk faster and push harder depending on how much electricity you generate with the hand crank. So, it’s not fat, strength and superior technique that wins the day, it’s how fast you can turn that crank.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 7th-13th, 2009:
Thumb Sumo: Thumb wars go Sumo.
Shotgun Drink Dispenser: Nothing goes together like liquor and guns.
Stress Relieving Pop Can Toy with Chickens Cluck: Nothing relieves stress like opening up a pop-top can of live chicken.
Walking Light Bulb: This light bulb’s boots are made for walking.
Spider Whack Ping Pong: The itsy bitsy spider runs into a big problem.
Take your thumb war to the fattest levels with these little thumb-mounted sumo wrestlers.
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You can get your typical wallpaper decorated with stripes or flowers, but they don’t compare to this Sumo Wrestler Wallpaper. Nothing shows your style like two Japanese behemoths readying for a hand to hand battle. A nice side benefit is that anyone will look thin when standing among these extremely large men.
Check out a close up after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 11th-17th, 2009:
Rocksmith Skate Deck: Allows you to pull off the “360 Ghetto Blaster”.
Spiderman Earbuds: My Spidey-Sense is tingling… With tunes.
Transforming Lumberjack to Werewolf Plush: No need for an ax here.
Play-Doh Star Wars Can Topper: Obi Wan Kenobi and R2-D2.
Ox-Head Talking Time And Digital Temperature Alarm Clock With LED Headlamp: Hahaha…what?
Each sip from this saki set presents an opportunity to learn about the ancient sport of two fat guys slamming into one another. The vessels feature hand drawn portraits of past sumo champions—so it’s like the Stanley Cup of gluttony.
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Where does the change go on this Sumo Wrestler Money Box? Under one of his many folds I assume. I mean, Sumo wrestlers are fat, but did this dude get stung by a bee?
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