
Was there ever a morbidly obese dinosaur? Some how I doubt it, but this plush T-Rex is certainly going to be soft and squeezable. I mean, how is he still hunting at this point? Does he roll over his prey like a bowling ball? With those little arms, it would be impossible to get back on your feet if you didn’t have enough momentum while rolling. I know the T-Rex had small arms, but this dude can’t even sensually rub his nipples.
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These pillows offer customizable colors and allow you to choose between classic acronyms such as: WTF, BBIAF, OMG, or FTW. However, if you’ve ever wanted a dinosaur to mock your sexual performance or gaming skills in text, then the LOL pillow pictured above has you covered.
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Mounting a t-rex head on your truck really adds a whole new dimension to the “monster truck” theme. The only way it could be better is if it had a Frankenstein, Wolfman or Dracula head hood ornament. Additional animal versions are available after the break.
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Your kids may use these door hangers to threaten you with lost hands or a dinosaur ass kicking if you decide to enter their room, but once you realize that T-Rex has been extinct for 65 million years, you’ll know that any violence that lies behind that door will be coming from your own disobedient little monster. I don’t know which would be more frightening.
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One would think that a T-Rex would be something you would need protection from, but in the case of these soft, squeezable night lights, it’s the dinosaurs that keep you safe. When fully charged, these night lights will glow and change colors for up to 8 hours. They can also be removed from the base station and carried around as a toy. Additional dinosaurs are pictured after the break.
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The T-Rex on this car emblem has in his hands the fish you see on all sorts of vehicles. The Jesus fish has been used for years as a symbol of Christianity though I don’t think this dinosaur cares at all what your religious views are. All he sees is a tasty snack. Judging by the size comparison that is one giant fish, but this emblem will easily fit on any make or model of vehicle.
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If you’re a fan of the classic rock band T-Rex, we’ve found a special place for you to store their albums.
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