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If mucus or pollen is in any way impairing your life these Allergy attack Tissues will go to work for you. Look at all these uses:
With a list like that, there is really nothing you may need them to do that is not covered. It takes a product as strong as this one to fight those fiendish looking pollen critters.
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Yeah, the 19th century may have created literary masterpieces like “The Prince and the Pauper” and “Great Expectations”, but it’s the 21st century that gave them an anal salute by renaming them “The Prince and the Pooper” and “Great Expellations” for use on boxes of fart-obscuring matches. It may seem like a disservice to the authors at first, but let’s be honest, there are a lot of people out there who would have never heard of these books unless they were associated with blowing the buttock bassoon.
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Lighting a match to try to kill those nasty odors in the bathroom has been used for years. Unfortunately for the poor sap who uses the bathroom after you, this oversized match box does not contain any matches at all, just a box of tissues. Of course, they still come in handy for sneezing and masturbation.
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This branch will remind you that a life with no appointment reminders is like a bare tree. For every reminder you need, just attach it to the metal branch with another magnetic leaf. Not only will you remember important occasions, but you will also be giving your branch more leaves to let it fully come to life.
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These lamps won’t provide any light, but they will have a tissue ready for you whenever you need it. You just have to decide which is more important: the ability to read after the sun sets or the ability to sneeze without sending mucus flying through the air. These lamps are betting on the latter.
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Add a festive flair to your bathroom with this Wine Bottle Tissue Holder. The gold and silver bottle with confetti on the label just screams fun. Unzip the bottom to insert a roll of tissue, then just uncork the top for access.That same cork will keep the contents fresh, no worry about using tissue that has gone bad with time.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 10th-16th, 2009:
1.3 Mega USB Live WebCam Camera: Angel, Baby, Pinocchio, Witch, Webcam.
The Bird Flying Finger Kite: This flying bird flips and offends.
Funny Black Ink Ball Pen: A pen with boobie dreadlocks is a fine writing instrument.
Dexter Coasters: For killer drinks.
Polaroid Style Snap Frames: People 20 and up will probably be the only ones who remember this film.
Isn’t it about time your nose made friends with Mr. Snot? After all, no one knows your nose like this little green guy.
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For a fisherman, nothing is more relaxing than the sounds of a clicking reel. And when you have a big one on deck, being relaxed is the name of the game. This toilet paper holder helps you get the job done with a click-action reel that helps you dispense tissue.
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As long as this dragon can keep the fire breathing to a minimum he should make an excellent toilet paper roll holder. This would be an excellent start to creating your own medieval dungeon themed bathroom.
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