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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
Contest: Enter to win one of four famous Dick Towels! (NSFW)
Formula One Chair: For living room speed.
Drop Stop: Keeps you from getting stuff caught in your crack.
Carabiner Keychain: Reminds you how much you sucked at Simon.
Iron Man Decal: Applying the Iron Man decal is an exercise in precision.
Just a reminder: If you want to traumatize friends, loved ones or complete strangers with your very own Dick Towel, email us at contests@nerdapproved.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line. You could also enter the contest by becoming a fan of the new Nerd Approved Facebook page and simply commenting in the contest thread. Four lucky winners will be chosen at random after the contest closes on Friday, February 12th (must be over 18). Good luck!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest show on TV. And there is no greater proof of that than the Dick Towel they featured on an episode this season. The good news is that 4 lucky readers from Nerd Approved and our sister site Fashionably Geek can get the Dick Towel of their choice by simply emailing contests@nerdapproved.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line.” In the body, just let us know which towel you prefer (black or white) along with a shipping address.
Alternatively, you could become a fan on our new Facebook page and simply comment in the contest thread. The final day to enter is Friday, February 12th and winners will be chosen at random (only readers 18 years or older are eligible). So, if you want to scare and offend large groups of people at the beach this year, this towel is how you do it. Enter today!
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If you were looking for a towel with less penis and more boob, a Tokyomango reader spotted one on street in Japan. Finally, something more useful than that special sock you have hidden under you bed.
(Tokyomango via Albotas)
Flip flops are not the most comfortable or fashionable footwear you can find, but they do look right at home at the beach. Some enterprising inventor chose to add some stakes to the bottom of these flip flops which allows you to use them to keep your beach towel in place. Keeping sand off your towel is more important than keeping your feet from touching the scorching hot sand. Plus, if some muscular dude tries to hit on your girl, you can bust up the whole cliche by strapping on a sandal and driving that stake through his six pack abs with a crane kick.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
If mucus or pollen is in any way impairing your life these Allergy attack Tissues will go to work for you. Look at all these uses:
With a list like that, there is really nothing you may need them to do that is not covered. It takes a product as strong as this one to fight those fiendish looking pollen critters.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 16th-22nd, 2009:
Promotion: Nerd Approved readers get 25% off their total Dick Towel order! (NSFW)
Wallace & Gromit Perfect Cuppa: Steampunk cup ensures perfect coffee every time.
WTF Snowglobe: WTF? it’s just a snowglobe.
Giant, Upside Down Cat Paw USB Foot Warmer: It was only a matter of time.
Voodoo Pen Holder: Should reduce theft from your office.
Our Twitter readers heard it first, but I wanted to let everyone know that Nerd Approved readers can now get 25% off their dick towel purchase using the promo code “dick11.” Just head on over to dicktowel.com to get this wholesome, practical gift for that special someone. And if you haven’t already, make sure to check out the show that brought us all the joy that is towels with dicks—It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It’s seriously funny.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 2nd-8th, 2009:
Contest: Win one of three flushable toilet banks.
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4GB Transformers USB Drive: Comes loaded with “Revenge of the Fallen”.
Bioshock 2: EVE hypodermic needle prop replica.
Porcelain Cardboard Box: Lasts longer than the real thing.
