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Our Twitter readers heard it first, but I wanted to let everyone know that Nerd Approved readers can now get 25% off their dick towel purchase using the promo code “dick11.” Just head on over to dicktowel.com to get this wholesome, practical gift for that special someone. And if you haven’t already, make sure to check out the show that brought us all the joy that is towels with dicks—It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It’s seriously funny.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 2nd-8th, 2009:
Contest: Win one of three flushable toilet banks.
Dick Towel: Get a dick towel today! (NSFW)
4GB Transformers USB Drive: Comes loaded with “Revenge of the Fallen”.
Bioshock 2: EVE hypodermic needle prop replica.
Porcelain Cardboard Box: Lasts longer than the real thing.
Did you watch It’s Alway’s Sunny In Philadelphia yesterday? If so, you may have noticed the gang’s unique ideas for merchandising Paddy’s Pub. Well, maybe the “shot” gun wasn’t all that original, but the Dick Towel…good friggin’ Lord, the Dick Towel was hilarious. Not surprisingly, I found out you can actually dry off with this perverted piece of Americana for only $20! Still not convinced that you absolutely need this? Check out the hilarious video after the break (NSFW).
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 23rd-29th, 2009:
Stig Helmet Projection Alarm Clock: Stig is really an alarm clock.
Farmyard Waffler: I’d like 2 barns & a cow please.
Foreplay Connect Four: Gets the party started.
Tinkles the Toilet Cat: For toilet terror.
Adult Swim Beach Towel: Looking for a beach towel featuring a hot chick with a cat head?
Yes? Then you have come to the right place my friend. Adult Swim’ makes the best hot chick, cat head beach towel on the market today.
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Feel like you are back in grade school when you clean up after your messy guests with the Paper Towel Tea Towel. It is very hard to forget the standard lined notepaper that you were forced to work with year after year and these towels are designed to perfectly mimic their look. Using these towels to clean up only the worst of the worst spills seems like good revenge for all the times you had to use paper like this as an answer sheet for a test you had no clue about.
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Perhaps it is time you were treated like the gadget god you are with the ‘Offering’ wall sculpture. It can hold anything from bath towels and soap to iPods and remotes.
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Embedding these unique knife and saucepan-shaped towel holders into your kitchen walls definitely adds an interesting and quasi-violent decorative touch to the room—like you and your partner engage in crazy knife vs. saucepan battles. The saucepan version is pictured after the break.
There are two stages of life where there is a lot of disgusting stuff going on, anything before 3 years old and the typical college student. This kit of towels for cleaning them up will get more use than anything else you could buy for them. I think the baby wins the poop category, but the college student blows him away in the puke and gross categories. We’ll call tinkle a tie.
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There is a very simple reason why these towel cakes are awesome. That is because there are way too many people you are expected to buy gifts for who you have no idea what to get. The answer is a Towel Cake. The towel is useful and the fact that it looks like a delicious dessert takes the tackiness away from gifting someone with a towel.
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