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This battery-operated bagel dome keeps your baked goods fresher, longer by creating a vacuum seal at the push of a button. If you are so inclined, you could arm each bagel with one of those toothpick swords and pretend that they are battling it out in the Thunderdome. Two bagels will enter, only one will leave.
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This 9″ “distorted gourd” candle holder will cast the eerie glow of two different jack o’ lantern faces which appear to be frozen in mid-suck as if they’re being pulled up by some unseen force. However that will probably pale in comparison to the terror of trying to get a lit candle inside one of these.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 12th-January 18th, 2009:
Guitar Neck Skateboard: Let your feet do the playing.
Roswell the Alien Plaque: Alien teleportation gone horribly wrong.
LED Wooden Boombox: Alarm clock and speakers all-in-one.
Flameboy Multipurpose BBQ Tool: 7 in 1 tool perfect for camping.
Cryptozoological Figure Set: Features your favorite mythical creatures.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
The set of Crumb Pet vacuums are all very cute and based on fun little animals. Someone must have had a wild weekend to agree to have a Garbage Truck Vacuum as well. It seems like the most sensible one of all since the amount of crap on your table probably would require a truck to haul it all away. It may not be entirely safe, though, since they make no mention of a beeping sound when it is used in reverse.
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For those who don’t know, the Henry Hoover vacuum is famous for its looks and reliability (in the UK at least), and now it is available in a cute desktop version that is powered via USB. The full-size version has also been in the spotlight recently after a Polish building contractor was caught having sex with one in a UK hospital cafeteria. Nice.
I know they have smiles on their faces folks, but that doesn’t mean that they are happy about being violated—so don’t get any funny ideas with the new desktop versions. Hetty Hoover is pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 31st—April 10th 2008:
Tattoo Lamp: A little ambiance for anyone seriously into body art.
Doody Dangler: Your dog will never want to take a walk again.
Bobble Babes: Coozies with jiggling jugs. (Slightly NSFW)
Pole Dancer Alarm Clock: It may get you up at 6 am, but at least you get a show.
Fart Clock: Daytime tooting on the hour.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Freak your guests out by using this handy Toilet Tabletop Vacuum Cleaner to clear the table before dessert. Give them an extra treat by opening the lid to expose the present left inside. This should cut down on the number of people that will still want dessert so you can consider this a money saver.
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Just in case you missed it, here are some of the nerdiest of the Nerd Approved gadgets this week.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
Cheeseburger Vacuum: We love stuff that looks like other stuff, especially when it’s stupid as hell.
Elephant Butt Cigarette Dispenser: You are definitely in flavor country with this gadget.
Musical Furniture: Furniture that you can play like a xylophone – definitely a fantastic concept.
Spikey Drink Stopper: Cheap plastic device for preventing scumbags from drugging your drink.
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The Diner Dirt Buster is a powerful tabletop vacuum shaped like a cheeseburger – pure and simple.
As you might imagine, a cheeseburger vacuum has a myriad of uses – ranging from lifting those stubborn Cheetos crumbs off your shirt to cleaning up your grandparents while they sleep.
Plus, at only £9.95 ($20), it’s a real bargain.
