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I’ve seen kitchen scales with clock functions before, but none were as elegant as this wall-mountable version. When you have flour, meat or weed to measure out, just take it off the wall and lay it flat on the counter. Measures in both grams and ounces.
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This is the only way to get weed on the cheap, without getting arrested and without a smell that cops could pick up a mile away. You probably don’t want to try smoking this homegrown concoction either, so you’ll have to content yourself with the familiar looking shape. You can’t expect much more from something that grows in a matter of seconds when water is introduced.
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From Fashionably Geek: It may seem odd, but a tote bag with blueprint instructions on how to build a proper bong is more useful than you might think. Say your weed-fueled wanderings lead you to the supermarket for some munchies, but you forget how to get back home. This tote bag will provide everything you need to survive.
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Enjoy your favorite herbs straight from the skull cavity of these Cheech and Chong stash jars. The ceramic heads come as a set, so my advice is to use the spare for cookies and keep them close together. One stop shopping my friend.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 23rd—June 29th 2008.
Weedja Board : Summon Jerry Garcia to help find your keys.
Exorcist Spider Walk Action Figure : Capture the creepiness for posterity.
Channel Changer Ray Gun : The ray gun, as envisioned by sci-fi buffs in the 50’s, is now in channel changer form.
Chutes and Ladders Keychain : The entire game, playable in the palm of your hand.
Skeleton Table : That’s a fine way to treat your ancestors!
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Attention burnouts—the Stonerware “Weedja” Board is your new best friend. What other toy out there can help you tap into the mystic forces of the universe, talk to dead potheads and help you remember important stuff?
“Where are my keys Jerry Garcia?”
I…N…Y…O…U…R…P…O…C…K…E…T.
“Dude! Creepy!”
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Put him next to your neighbors car! Put him in your front yard to deter speeders and thieves! Take him to the front door of your friend that smokes a lot of weed, ring the doorbell and run! The fun you can have with a 6-foot cardboard cutout of a police officer is endless.
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Apparently Bambi’s rough childhood has led him to self-medicate in an effort to escape his demons. Just be careful putting your money in there—”Bent Bambi” may wind up blowing it on Doritos and weed.
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A Stoner’s Guide To Investing:
1. Never put your money in a commercial bank. The Government uses that money to fund secret experiments on aliens, whales, and drifters. Money is safer in a sock under your bed or in a bank like the one pictured above.
2. Put your money into the herbs and Cheetos markets. They have a nearly identical pattern of growth for some strange reason.
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