10 Zombie Products That Will Make You Scream [Featured]


Halloween is almost here and “The Walking Dead” returns to TV this weekend. Zombies have never been hotter, and we have 10 fun products on this list that will make you scream with delight — or at least drool and moan incoherently.

Zombie plush hat and slippers
With this plush hat and slippers combo, it will look as though disembodied zombie heads are trying to consume you from both ends. Or, if you prefer, they are vanquished zombies that you’ve fashioned into makeshift clothing to help you survive the long, harsh winter. Fortunately, their hand-stitched, plush teeth won’t puncture your flesh, so you don’t have to worry about turning. $14.99 to $19.99 — ThinkGeek via Fashionably Geek

Remote controlled zombie
With the push of a button on a brain-shaped wireless remote, this 7-inch-tall zombie figure will trudge forward and groan menacingly — terrorizing family pets and exposed calves. As you’ll see in the video, they are also incredibly poor dancers. So, if you have rhythm and a baseball bat, you can use them to your advantage. $24.95 — Archie McPhee via Nerd Approved

Zombie head candy maker
Kids. They won’t eat your lasagna but they’ll greedily gorge on candy that looks like brains, bugs and zombie skins. Then they’ll wash it all down with a sugary drink that looks like “chunky barf”. The Doctor Dreadful Zombie Head Candy Maker can help your kids build more than 40 gross treats using the included molds, utensils and candy mixes. $24.99 — ThinkGeek viaThat’s Nerdalicious

That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore
Described by CBC Radio as “Dr Seuss meets Night of the Living Dead” That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale is a book designed to educate children on how to identify the signs of zombie attack and take the necessary steps to protect themselves from the impending apocalypse. I can picture dear old dad finishing this story saying something like, “So son, if mommy ever turns and starts to crave human flesh, we’ll need to take her out. Buuuut, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. Sweet dreams kiddo.” Sigh … I have a lot of issues to work through. Needless to say, this book is probably best left to mature children and adults. $8 — Amazon via Nerd Approved

Life-sized gummy brain
Remember that one house on the block that would always give out full-sized candy bars on Halloween? Well, if you have the means you can take it to the next level by giving each trick-or-treater a life-sized gummy brain. Imagine mom’s surprise when her kid drags home a 7-pound candy brain stuffed into one of those jack o’ lantern buckets. $31 — Firebox via That’s Nerdalicious

The Walking Dead board game
Starting on Oct. 25, you can step inside The Walking Dead with some friends and fight your way through the zombie-infested streets of Atlanta thanks to a new board game based on the popular TV show. The best part is that if you lose, the game isn’t over. You become a zombie with a mission is to seek out and destroy the remaining survivors. Generally, when I lose a board game I flip the board and start swearing uncontrollably, but getting killed in this game sounds pretty awesome. In fact, I might try and throw the game early just so I can become a walker. $39.99 — Cryptozoic Entertainment via Nerd Approved

Zombie Magnetic Poetry
Believe it or not, the Zombie Magnetic Poetry Kit is more than just variations on “GRRRRRRAHHHHHGHHHhhhhhh” and the word “brains.” There are actually more than 200 words in there that you can use to create creepy poems. $12.98 — Buy.com

Zombie Jerky
Turnabout is fair play, so if zombies are going to try to eat your flesh, it’s only fair that you eat theirs. Zombie Jerky is a bag of slimy, green dried beef that looks like it could have dropped right off a rotting corpse of the undead. Apparently, zombies taste like teriyaki. Who knew? Oh, and make sure to pair it with a nice vintage of zombie blood. $19.96 (4-Pack) — Harcos viaThat’s Nerdalicious

Animatronic Zombie
If you really want to go all out for Halloween this year, there are some amazing animatronic props out there that are sure to drain bladders as fast as they drain your bank account. The Ripsaw Zombie wields both a circular saw and a hedge trimmer — both of which actually move along with the head, chest, arms and torso. $1,243.75 — Scarefactory

The Garden Zombie
Hey, the bodies you’ve been burying in the garden are coming back to life. Thought you might like to know. So, let me ask you — what kind of fertilizer are you using? Because I can’t even keep my tomatoes alive. Actually, the Garden Zombie is a life-sized garden sculpture that’s detailed enough to give your trick-or-treat guests a scare. $89.99 — ThinkGeek via Nerd Approved

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