Chuck Norris Talking Plush [Toys]


With the press of a button, plush Chuck Norris will recite facts like “Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he needs” and “Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him”.

You’ll have to press on his belly to hear the sounds, which explains something I’ve always suspected about the real Chuck Norris—there’s another Chuck Norris inside Chuck Norris.

Only Chuck Norris can give birth to Chuck Norris.

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