That’s right folks, you can buy a piece of shellacked laser-etched toast with Elvis’ image on it for $5. I know you are wondering why you should be wasting money on Elvis toast in a bad economy, but consider this: middle-aged ladies would pay at least $5 apiece to see this thing. Just set it up behind ropes on an altar with a velvet painting on the wall. People will come from miles around proclaiming that a miracle has happened.
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