Fortune Cookies For The Pessimist

cookie misfortuneIf you believe that fortune cookies are weighed down with too much optimistic nonsense, you’ll be happy to know that Cookie Misfortune is now selling take-out boxes containing 10 examples of delicious negativity. Instead of ending up with a bunch of “lucky” numbers that will show up on your next losing Lottery ticket, you can instead walk away with messages like “I Hate You”, which will no doubt lead you to believe that the meal you just ate was poisoned.

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