Joss Whedon Explains How a Fight Between Buffy and Black Widow Would Go Down

When you’ve got the opportunity to ask a guy like Joss Whedon questions you occasionally have to hit him with the hard stuff. Whitney Matheson at PopCandy did just that in a recent interview. Since Whedon knows both characters so well, she asked who would win in a fight between vamp slayer Buffy and kick-butt spy Black Widow? Because Whedon is Whedon, he answered thusly:

Buffy would go easy at first, but as soon as Natasha popped her with a Widow Sting, she’d start bringing some slayer brawn to the fray. Natasha’s fast, but a couple of good connects and she’s wobbling, possibly something broken — she whips out her glock and now Buffy’s dodging — right where Natasha wants her. Natasha shoots the cable holding the steel barrels and they tumble onto Buffy, nearly burying her — Buffy just arcs out of the way, grabbing the splintered cable and swinging directly onto Natasha, a bullet grazing her cheek as her feet land hard on the Russian’s shoulders, sending her back flat – crack! – on the floor, Buffy wrenching the gun away and tossing it, fist ready for the final strike. Natasha, struggling to stay conscious, says the fight’s over. Buffy agrees, but Natasha explains: She poisoned Buffy hours ago. That waitress that brought her salad …? Natasha smiles. The poison is dormant — ’til it’s activated by adrenaline. Buffy’s eyes narrow. “Too bad I didn’t use any.” Wham! Natasha’s out for the count, and Buffy’s heading — slowly — to Willow for a mystical cleanse.

That’d be my first guess.

Stuff like this is why he has my everlasting devotion.

(PopCandy via Blastr)

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