And hey, the deal comes with four free cases of gravy! According to H.T. Hackney Foodservice, that works out to $597.84 of gross gravy profits—but wouldn’t you rather pour that investment into your coffee in the morning? Maybe even dump it all in a bathtub, make sweet love to your lady in it, then pour your love gravy back into the machine for delicious body butter biscuits? What, just me?