Unicorns Hate Corn On The Cob

by Sean Fallon on March 30, 2010

in Approved Products,Household,Misc. Nerdiness

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Little known fact about unicorns: their ancestors were enslaved to harvest corn fields, which is why they are called uniCORNS. Since then, the species has developed an extreme hatred for all things corn. In fact, whenever they see corn on the cob they instinctively impale it.

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