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Zombie Jerky Is Rotted To Perfection

Contrary to popular belief, human meat is only good eatin’ when it undergoes specific chemical processes related to drying and aging (in the case of mummy jerky) or otherworldly re-animation. The latter is what gives zombie jerky it’s delicate flavors and aromas.

According to the package, the blue meat has been “aged to perfection in the graveyard”. Plus, a diet consisting entirely of brains gives the meat a texture unlike any other you have tried before. This pepper-flavored jerky is available in select Japanese shops for 399 yen (around $4.50 per pack), and it pairs nicely with a packet of Zombie Blood.

(via Pink Tentacle)

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