If you haven’t quite alienated all of your loved ones, maybe it’s time to go for the gold with the Drum Set Mousepad from Hammacher Schlemmer.
According to the description, you can “play eight different percussion sounds, including bass, snare, two rack toms, a floor tom, hi-hat, crash, and ride cymbals using only your fingers.” You can also record up to 30 of your beats onto the computer for future reference.
The Drum Set Mousepad is available for $39.99, but if you tack on all of the lawyer’s fees and alimony from the divorce, this little device may be the most expensive thing you will ever buy.
