Battleship Carabiner Keychain
I don’t care what kind of keychain you have, you are not anywhere near as cool as the guy who has a Battleship game on his keychain. It may only have a total of 25 possible guesses, but I bet you still can’t hit your opponents damn boat. At least this way I have a […]
Dry Nasty Crap
I am a realist and a doormat like this just speaks to me. You know that you are going to be making a mess of it but you still want a little order. Keep the wet stuff and the dry crap apart from each other. If you don’t you will end up with mud and […]
Surreal-Its: Notes That Make You Think
The regular yellow Post-It notes are dated and have no personality to them. Your co-workers will have a greater appreciation for the type of person you are if you leave your little notes on these Dali Post-Its. The man seems like a freak, but no one has has een come close to the genius of […]
Indian Smoking Smurf
I am not too proud to admit that I have seen some Smurfs episodes. Maybe I didn’t see enough of them, but I don’t recall an Indian Smoking Smurf character. It would be a shame if they didn’t find a way to work him in somewhere. At least one of them is able to kick […]
Factory Vase
This is a bit of an ironic twist. Instead of spewing noxious gases like a normal factory, this one sprouts whatever colorful flower you choose. If I am decorating, I need to have functional items that make a statement. Nothing like trying to make those slacker friends of yours think.
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Mirage Lamp
Take 18 plates of glass and put part of a lamp design on each one. Stack them back to back and stick a light bulb in the middle and you have the Mirage Lamp. Looking at it straight on it looks like a typical 3D lamp, even emitting light like a normal lamp would. But […]
Remote Control Zombie
Press the button on the aptly shaped brain remote and the zombie will trudge forward and groan. Just like a real zombie. If you are a little unsure of exactly how zombies should act, “Shaun of the Dead” and “Day of the Dead” (original) will give you a pretty good idea. All you need to […]
Pinocchio Tape Measure: Lies Make it Bigger
Put Pinocchio’s Growing nose to good use. A growing nose by itself is nothing but a good lie detector whereas this one can be used to measure your living room for the largest possible TV that will fit there. And if you happen to be measuring some private parts, a few lies can help get […]
Spaceman Flush Mount Ceiling Light
A nice ceiling light to add a space theme to any room. It could be your kid’s, it could be yours. No one says that children have a monopoly on cool spacemen.
The two rockets on what looks like a satellite seems pretty odd, but it is definitely an interesting look. Others may prefer lighting that […]
Metaphys Factory Circle: Not THAT Kind of Grass
Some flowers as a centerpiece are always nice, but they die way too fast. This living centerpiece has grass that will keep fresh as long as you keep it alive. All it needs is a trim now and then. And when I say grass I am speaking of the fescue variety, not the type that […]
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