Putting these Hershey’s Kiss-shaped CD holders on your desk gives you a stand to keep your CD’s from getting scratched. They are also likely to be snatched up by every chocolate fiend in your office.
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Jeff Chenkus
Kick that take-out into high gear with these Exhaust Chopsticks. When you are ready to eat, open it up by pulling the exhaust pipes from the aluminum muffler (which doubles as a chopstick rest).
The Cat In a Can provides no nutritional value but will give you a pet for those lonely nights. This cat needs no food and no litter box, all that is required to keep it around is proper inflation. No word if there are volume discounts for crazy cat ladies.
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Will you be the coolest person at the bar when you break out this tool case, pull out the drill and give that lady the light she was looking for? Well, not cool like James Bond. More like Bob Vila.
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Only a spy would have passports for the US, Russia, UK and Australia. That’s right—Australia. You may not know it but the whole country is teaming with robot koalas and undercover agents that look like Paul Hogan. Of course, since you aren’t a spy, these passports are really only fancy notebooks.
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This dry-wipe ceramic Postcard Memo Pad is both fun and Earth friendly. Plus, your friends will appreciate any post card from Boozeville that invites you to partake in a drink or two. By the way, in this case “XXX” doesn’t mean “hugs.” It’s just a subtle hint that the reader should get some moonshine too…or porn.
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You will want to keep your shifting short and quick just so you can avoid having to touch this grimy Dollhead Knob Shifter. Of course, if you were a heartless bastard you could probably just decapitate one of your kid’s dolls, rub it in the dirt and achieve the same effect. Either way, I’m amazed that someone actually has the nerve to sell this thing.
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You may appreciate the cool breeze that the little blue man’s member is providing, but you can only imagine what the women think when he breaks this thing out. Their real fear will be when they try to gently extricate themselves from the situation by giving him a little tap on the nose, which just happens to be the on/off switch.
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This Hercules Toothbrush Holder will tell your loved one that you care enough to get them a gift, but they really need to do something about the morning breath. Maybe they will be so enthralled with the cute little guy they won’t even register the insinuated insult.
I guess you and your Mom really aren’t that different after all. She collects Christmas villages and you…well, you collect Star Wars Galactic Villages. There are currently two collections—Mos Eisley is issue one and the Hoth Rebel Base will follow (there will also be additional pieces in the future). All pieces are hand-crafted and include light up architectural features.
