Wiener Wrapping With Sausage Print Packing Tape
Damn—An 82 foot sausage. I haven’t seen a wiener that big since…
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Concealed Weapons Tie Will Sneak Past Security
From Fashionably Geek: On the front: a harmless stopwatch. On the back: dynamite. It gives you something to fantasize about during your next boring business meeting.
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Twin Toilet Salt and Pepper Shakers: Mmmm…Toilet Seasoning
Mmmm…wow. This burger has an interesting flavor. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but I know that I’ve tasted it before. Where was that? Oh yeah, it was at this seedy truck stop. I kept sending my burger back and yelling at the cook to get it right. He was pretty pissed, but he [...]
6 Barreled Strobe Light Turret Shoots Smoke 15 Feet
A little fog machine? Ha! Why don’t you be a man for once and step up to this 6 barreled smoke turret? This 5 foot tall, 7 foot long monster features a 180-degree movable tripod, the ability to shoot smoke up to 15 feet and it has strobe lights concealed in the gun sight. Obviously, [...]
Obama and McCain Campaign Gargoyles
Show your support for Obama or McCain in the weirdest way possible with these election year campaign gargoyles.
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This Spooky Skull Flies the Not-So Friendly Skies
Using batwings and propeller power, this flying skull soars around the room tethered to a cord attached to the ceiling. It also features light up eyes and motorized chomping jaws—which only add to the terror experienced as this thing smashes into your face in the dark.
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The Pirate Mug: Coffee, Sugar and LEDs
This clear pirate skull mug lights up with four bright blue LEDs when lifted off of the table, and stops when set back down. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your freaky, glowing cup.
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Shamed, Your Garden Gnome Commits Hara-Kiri
Rather than live a life of shame as a lowly garden gnome, this proud little elf was forced to commit “hara-kiri,” or ritualistic suicide. And he did it with a smile on his face.
Sad.
Creepy.
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Unit Circle (Radian) Wall Clock: A Trig Nerd Timekeeper
What is 90 degrees in radians? The Unit Circle (Radian) Wall clock claims to provide easy answers to questions like this—but make sure to double check. The pop quiz wall clock made similar claims, but commenters were quick to point out that there were minor inaccuracies with the calculations and no actual calculus (despite the [...]
The Best of Nerd Approved: August 18th-24th 2008
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 18th to the 24th 2008:
Boobie Beer Bong: The only way to drink beer. (NSFW)
Futurama Zapp Brannigan Tin Raygun: The Zapper’s zapper shoots sparks.
Skeleton Grinder Bank: It’s confusingly amusing.
Solar Powered Viking Ship: Big on science, small on history.
French Fry Phone: Finally, a companion [...]