Confusing Objects: Zipper Wine Glasses

by Sean Fallon on May 9, 2007 · 3 comments

in Bizarre Gadgets, Household

Zipper Wine Glass

These Zipper Wine glasses are, in a word, baffling.

“Half-empty or half-full? Half-zipped or half-unzipped? These are life’s big questions. And our sexy zippered martini glass will certainly get the conversation started. Each martini glass features a hand-painted zipper up the side and an actual zipper-pull resolutely affixed midway.”

Wait I get it – the zipper illustrates the classic test for determining whether or not you are a pessimist while simultaneously titillating you with a little taste of what lies underneath that frosted glass shell. Actually, I was wrong. I don’t get it at all.

By the way, the product site warns potential buyers that “the paint used on the outside of this product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.” Awesome. Where can get one?…

Right Here ( $99.99 – set of 4 )

{ 3 trackbacks }

Honey? Can You Unzip Me A Glass Of Wine?
May 9, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Honey? Can You Unzip Me A Glass Of Wine? at Remove The Labels :: gadgets, deals, VoIP, rants and more…
May 9, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Suck the Marrow out of Life » Make your drink for fun!
March 16, 2009 at 3:10 pm

{ 0 comments… add one now }

Leave a Comment

Previous post: The Medieval Knight Light

Next post: The Facial Flex: Torture Device For The Gullible