Confusing Objects: Zipper Wine Glasses

Zipper Wine Glass

These Zipper Wine glasses are, in a word, baffling.

“Half-empty or half-full? Half-zipped or half-unzipped? These are life’s big questions. And our sexy zippered martini glass will certainly get the conversation started. Each martini glass features a hand-painted zipper up the side and an actual zipper-pull resolutely affixed midway.”

Wait I get it – the zipper illustrates the classic test for determining whether or not you are a pessimist while simultaneously titillating you with a little taste of what lies underneath that frosted glass shell. Actually, I was wrong. I don’t get it at all.

By the way, the product site warns potential buyers that “the paint used on the outside of this product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.” Awesome. Where can get one?…

Right Here ( $99.99 – set of 4 )

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