Foreplay Timer Keeps Things On Schedule

by Jeff Chenkus on January 29, 2009 · 7 comments

in Approved Products, Bizarre Gadgets

foreplay-timer

Just to show the ladies that you care about their needs as much as yours, introduce the Foreplay Timer to your bedroom. So, you need to deliver on three minutes of attention right? Try 3 seconds—because that’s how long this timer lasts. If she complains that things went too quickly, just try and convince her that she got swept away in the passion and lost track of time.

Product Page (£7.00 , about $10)

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Wood Chippers November 3, 2009 at 1:46 pm

haha that is awful but really funny. Thanks for sharing.

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