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Pocket Slutometer: Go Ahead, Make Me a Statistic

For the girl who has everyone, this Pocket Slutometer wil help you keep score. For every conquest you achieve just hit the button. The counter will move up and the built in siren will announce it to the world. You have to appreciate that they give you three decimal places to keep count with. The only defect I find in this product is the fact that it has a reset button. Isn’t that sort of like a born again virgin? All the fun with none of the consequences just isn’t how things work.

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