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Ever wonder why so many details of Yoda’s life have been shrouded in secrecy? You guessed it…shame. Apparently it only takes 2 gigs of free space to be history’s greatest Jedi Master. But now that the cat’s outta the bag, everyone from Vader to Boba Fett is jumping on the enlightenment bandwagon, as seen in the additional photos after the break.
This is a true ship’s tender replica which is really a cradle for rocking your baby to sleep while also preparing his stomach for puke-free father/son fishing trips in the future. When he gets older, you can remove the tender from the cradle suspension system and use it as a wagon by adding a $300 wagon conversion. You may think something like this would help your children develop a love of all things nautical, but if your kid happens to be an unruly little shit you may have just enabled him to wreak havoc on land and sea. Unless this little boat doesn’t float, then you’ll have a whole new set of problems. Check out the rocking cradle after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 22nd-28th, 2009:
Granny Foosball: Score with the elderly.
Boob Shaped Boiled Sweets: Care for a succulent fruity boob?
Pull-Back Car Erasers: Speed through your mistakes.
Relaxation Ninja: Battles stress with solar power.
Chainsaw Pizza Cutter: Nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.
These days, the elderly are not content with Bingo and rocking chairs. They are out there boxing, racing and playing soccer. This mini tabletop Foosball game will provide hours of granny-flippin’ fun.
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These individually wrapped boobs come in three fruity flavors. Plus the tin is advertised as reusable—which is great because you just don’t throw away something this hilarious. An additional image is available after the break.
Whether you are screwing up a drawing or guessing your way through an important standardized test, these erasers with pull-back driving action will make quick work of your mistakes.
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This little ninja is said to bring good luck and happiness to the home by harnessing the awesome power of the sun to nod his head like an idot for hours on end. In other words, he agrees with everything you say. Is relaxation ninja a dumbass? Yes! Yes you are!
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If you have tried a circular saw to cut your pizza and you still have trouble, the Chainsaw Pizza Cutter should take care of anything you can throw at it. Extra cheese or a meat lovers pie will crumble under the power of this slicer. And nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.
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