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Approved Products

Yoda USB Drive

Ever wonder why so many details of Yoda’s life have been shrouded in secrecy? You guessed it…shame. Apparently it only takes 2 gigs of free space to be history’s greatest Jedi Master. But now that the cat’s outta the bag, everyone from Vader to Boba Fett is jumping on the enlightenment bandwagon, as seen in the additional photos after the break.

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Baby Tender Wagon ConversionThis is a true ship’s tender replica which is really a cradle for rocking your baby to sleep while also preparing his stomach for puke-free father/son fishing trips in the future. When he gets older, you can remove the tender from the cradle suspension system and use it as a wagon by adding a $300 wagon conversion. You may think something like this would help your children develop a love of all things nautical, but if your kid happens to be an unruly little shit you may have just enabled him to wreak havoc on land and sea. Unless this little boat doesn’t float, then you’ll have a whole new set of problems. Check out the rocking cradle after the break.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 22nd-28th, 2009:

Granny Foosball: Score with the elderly.

Boob Shaped Boiled Sweets: Care for a succulent fruity boob?

Pull-Back Car Erasers: Speed through your mistakes.

Relaxation Ninja: Battles stress with solar power.

Chainsaw Pizza Cutter: Nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.

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granny-foosball-table

These days, the elderly are not content with Bingo and rocking chairs. They are out there boxing, racing and playing soccer. This mini tabletop Foosball game will provide hours of granny-flippin’ fun.

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succulent-fruity-boobs

These individually wrapped boobs come in three fruity flavors. Plus the tin is advertised as reusable—which is great because you just don’t throw away something this hilarious. An additional image is available after the break.

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pull-back-car-erasers

Whether you are screwing up a drawing or guessing your way through an important standardized test, these erasers with pull-back driving action will make quick work of your mistakes.

Product Page ($3.50 for a set of 4)

solar-ninja

This little ninja is said to bring good luck and happiness to the home by harnessing the awesome power of the sun to nod his head like an idot for hours on end. In other words, he agrees with everything you say. Is relaxation ninja a dumbass? Yes! Yes you are!

Product Page ($15)

Chainsaw Pizza Cutter

by Jeff Chenkus on June 24, 2009 · 2 comments

in Approved Products, Misc. Gadgets

chainsaw-pizza-cutter

If you have tried a circular saw to cut your pizza and you still have trouble, the Chainsaw Pizza Cutter should take care of anything you can throw at it. Extra cheese or a meat lovers pie will crumble under the power of this slicer. And nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.

Product Page (£5.99, about $10)

‘I’m a Mac’ Sticker Gets The Commercials Wrong

June 23, 2009

I wouldn’t describe Mac’s retorts as “witty” and I don’t remember PC having a Hitler mustache.
Product Page ($1.50)

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Cute Animals Clean Your Computer With Dust Pads, Throat Brushes

June 22, 2009

Put these cute little guys to work cleaning your monitor with their dust pads, then savagely pop off their heads to brush all of the Cheetos crumbs hiding in the crevices of your keyboard. Action shots are available after the break.

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Glowing CFL Bookmark Is a Bright Idea

June 22, 2009

This glowing CFL bookmark is an eco-friendly way to keep your page marked. Plus, CFLs offer the same bright ideas your used to with incandescent bulbs, but they use a fraction of the brain wattage.
Product Page ($2.50)

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The Best of Nerd Approved: June 15th-21st 2009

June 21, 2009

Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 15th-21st 2009:
Rocky III USB Drives: They work hard on their gigabyte abs.
Paint Can Pinhole Camera: Isn’t exactly a point-and-shoot.
Mr P Headphone Cable Tidy: Mr. P gagged and hanged with your headphone cord.
Transformers Scale Model Bike: Races in the tour de autobots.
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Rocky III USB Drives Work Hard On Their Gigabyte Abs

June 18, 2009

Are they rocking 1GB-pack? A 2GB-pack maybe? There is no way they have a full 6GB-pack for $30 apiece, but Rocky, Clubber and Apollo are definitely working on it. Much like the USB humping dogs and bunnies, these guys will go to town when plugged into a USB port. Clubber and Apollo are pictured after [...]

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Paint Can Pinhole Camera Isn’t Exactly a Point-and-Shoot

June 18, 2009

It may not be compact, but this simple paint can take fantastic pinhole images. All you do is place the photographic paper inside—the pinhole aperture and the magnetic shutter are ready to go right out of the box. It costs about as much as a regular can of paint, but if you are just in [...]

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Mr. P Gagged and Hanged With Your Headphone Cord

June 16, 2009

It looks as though Mr. P has finally snapped. All of those horrible jobs have driven him to use the ample slack of your headphone cord to do do himself in. On the plus side, he does make for a great cable tidy.
Product Page ($5)

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Transformers Scale Model Bike Races In The Tour de Autobots

June 15, 2009

I don’t quite understand the point behind a Transformers 1/9th scale bike model, but it exists nonetheless.  I suppose when you have a major summer blockbuster action movie on deck, it is crucial that you capture the all important bike enthusiast demographic if you want to win at the box office. The Decepticon version is [...]

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