Taking a page from Astronaut Lisa Nowak’s guide to averting bathroom breaks, a team participating in a Fort Collins Gears of War tournament decided that wearing Depends adult diapers would be advantageous “in case of emergencies.”
After ingesting an abundance of caffeine drinks, one unfortunate 16 year old on the team proceeded to blow his diapers up. The resulting smell was too much for the other gamers and he was asked to leave.
If that wasn’t bad enough, he tried to regain a shred of his dignity by complaining to the police. Shortly thereafter, the tournament was shut down because it was classified as an illegal paid gathering.
So, what’s the lesson here? Don’t wear Depends unless you really need them. Otherwise it will end up in the press.