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Nintendo Of America Has Hired Bowser As VP Of Sales


Maybe it was fate that Doug Bowser rose through the ranks of Nintendo, eventually becoming V.P. of Sales. Maybe he forced his way into the job by holding a princess hostage. Either way, I’m snicker-snorting my way through this post.

According to Nintendo’s tongue-in-cheek press release, Bowser “will oversee a variety of sales-related functions, including Sales, In-store Merchandising, Retail Strategy and Retail Marketing.”

I just hope they keep him away from mushrooms, pipes, plumbers, and bridges. Check out the press release after the break…

I wonder if his underlings will make jokes about boss fights when they get in trouble. Or if they will all give him some peach-themed present at the holiday party. Ah man, I could have a field day with terrible puns at his expense, then probably get fired. It would totally be worth it though.

(via The Mary Sue)


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