This “Portal 2” Turret Statue Looks Scary But Won’t Kill You, Probably


See, the thing is, you just can’t trust anything in the Portal 2 universe. They say this officially licensed 16″ tall statue with a glowing red light does not make sounds and presumably will not kill you. I’d still be inclined to give it a wide berth and, now that I think about it, this might be the perfect thing to put at the entrance to your office cubicle when you’re too busy for mindless chit-chat.

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