When You Use Craiglist To Find a Topless DM For An Adult D&D Bachelor Party

You can find some weird listings on Craigslist, but this one seeking a female topless DM for an adult Dungeons & Dragons bachelor party might just win. Forever. The ad was posted in the Washington, DC area and is very specific. The bachelor would prefer the woman to be topless with C or larger cup size, she should have Dungeon Master experience in editions 3 or 3.5, and it would be preferable if she had her own books. Whew. It is at least a paying gig, but:

I honestly don’t know how to charge for this kind of service because it’s not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated. It’s expected that the session last no less than 30 minutes.

I hope the person they choose charges a lot, and that she also brings a handler – just in case it turns out to be an actual dungeon. Apparently the poster has received an overwhelming number of responses to the ad: some interested candidates and some people who are offended. The poster is supposed to provide an update after the wedding day which leads me to my favorite part of the ad:

A day prior to October 11th (The Day of the Wedding) would be ideal.

Gee, ya think?

Just in case it gets taken down, the full ad is available to read after the break (click to enlarge).

(JWZ via io9)

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