When I first laid eyes on the Fo’ Shizzle Doormat, my mind was abuzz with ways I could make fun of it in a post on Nerd Approved. However, I think the product description really puts everything in perspective:
“EXCLUSIVE! Yo, G!. Why not add some mad style with this super fly doormat, boo? Clean up your slanguage and muddy shoes all at once, thanks to our extra-rugged olefin mat, a fo’ shizzle (“sure-fire” to those hip to the jive) hit with every visitor.“
Seriously, it was embarrassing just to read that. On the other hand, if Jamie Kennedy is reading this, I found the perfect doormat for you.
You can pick up the Fo’ Shizzle Doormat from What on Earth for $19.95.