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HAL 9000 Magnet: “I’m Sorry Dave. I’m Afraid I Can’t Let You Eat That”


Dave: Open the fridge door HAL.

HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Dave: What’s the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is. You’re fat Dave…and you disgust me. Can you see your penis Dave? Yeah…no more cake for you.

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