I think I have figured it out. Aliens are not interested in (or not capable of) taking over the Earth. Instead, they have decided to enter the food service industry, climb the ladder to success, then kick back and enjoy their piece of the good life. Don’t believe me? Consider the following:
(Exhibit A) Candy Pot Alien: Aliens begin by dispensing those after dinner mints you find at the entrance of restaurants. ($145)
(Exhibit B) Drink Alien: Eventually, the aliens work their way up to bartending. ($70)
(Exhibit C) Butler Alien: After paying their dues, the aliens finally graduate to a full-fledged butler or waiter. ($145)
(Exhibit D) Rope Ladder Aliens: Time to climb the ladder to upper management. ($99)
(Exhibit E) Motorcycle Aliens: After selling off their stock, the aliens retire into a life of partying and irresponsible motorcycle riding. ($349)
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