The product descriptions for the super bolt and the smaller pocket bolt storage containers are so over the top they would make James Lipton blush. Apparently they believe the oversized novelty bolt will be used to hold troves of diamonds, love letters, and deeds to mansions on the Côte d’Azur. The product description asks: “Is it the bold size that attracts? The cool, refined, oversized wildness of it? It most definitely offers sculptural appeal.” Maybe—or maybe we like the idea of a pocket-sized version adding an extra few inches to our unimpressive manhood. The Super Bolt measures 4.75 x 4.75 x 8.25″, and the smaller pocket bolt measures 2 x 2.25 x 3.25″. An additional photo is available after the break.
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