Geddit? Cool? It’s wordplay. It’s a pun. C’mon guys, I spent a lot of time working on that headline. I stayed up late!
Look, if you’re not going to appreciate my, frankly, magnificent witticisms then you can at least turn your attention to the table itself. Custom-built by Tom Spina Designs for a client, this table has a body of painted, textured foam topped with a piece of precision-cut glass, and garnished with one (1) lightsaber. It’s very, ahem, ice work. Aheh heh heh.
Really? Still no? Tch. Some people wouldn’t know a good joke if it came up and clocked ’em in the gob.